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    My wife actually did lose her srt of keys for several months.
     
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    That woman is so attractive, I'd love to see more of her.
     
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    Your wife says "NO, NO, NO!!! Bad boy!"
     
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    She goes by the name "Wifey," but I've seen another name for her someplace. Attractive, busty milf, if you like that sort of thing.

    My wife says "Look all you want. What are you going to do about it?"
     
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    Can’t think what inspired this one…
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    Blame it all on yourself coz she's always a keyholder to me. She's nobody's fool.
     
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    Denial-Permanente.tumblr.com
     
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    Nice song, I bet there are more verses
     
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    She can put your's in cage
    She can tease with her tongue
    And she ruins you cumming and gives you fat balls
    And she only milks you in cage when she wants to
    She presents the key on her cleavage so proudly
    But she's always the keyholder to me
     
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    Maybe…
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    Oh, you really deviated!
     
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    Yeah I noticed after I posted and you know, too lazy to do anything about it
     
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    What was it supposed to say?
     
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    I'm going to guess the missing word is "make".
     
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    No actually it was a long billy joel quote, but ‘make’ does seem to fit better!
     
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