Best vanilla captions ever

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    #51 HusbandInTraining, Dec 16, 2022
    It's a reflection from the lamp she's sitting next to. It's on her shoulder also.
     
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    #52 IB-Chaste, Dec 16, 2022
    Yeah…
    But imagining her tanning after forgetting where she had left her potato waffle was so much more enjoyable than knowing the truth!
     
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    #53 Tom Allen, Dec 17, 2022
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    #57 jemima, Dec 20, 2022
    oooh Shes pretty
     
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    #58 Jessica Alexander, Dec 20, 2022
    I think many of you do not understand what vanilla is. And what is the point of a vanilla caption if it isn’t tailored for the female gaze? I don’t think guys are here looking for vanilla captions for their own viewing pleasure.
     
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    #59 Tom Allen, Dec 21, 2022
    Well... dang.

    I was posting in the "Best captions ever" thread, but it got overrun with cuck and sissy captions. Then I moved to "Best captions with no feminization" thread, but now that seems to be captions only with no pictures. Also, it seems more focused on captions that one could give to their female partner. So that brought me back here.

    I'm going to start my own caption thread... with blackjack. And hookers.
     
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    #60 IB-Chaste, Dec 21, 2022
    You should call it ‘Fantasy captions for men who like to be men’
     
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    #61 Tom Allen, Dec 21, 2022
    I don't think that narrows it down enough. How about "Fantasy captions for middle aged men in vanilla relationships"

    Or maybe I should just post regular links to my Tumblr or Twitter. ;-)

    Anyway, here's a plain text with no naughty cleavage.

    [​IMG]
     
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    #62 Jay Sub, Dec 21, 2022
    I'm just sharing the work I've done for my wife. She wants a load of captions on her phone, to help her, as she wants to verbally tease me, but feels tongue tied when she tries it She really doesn't want pics at all. Just the words. I think other guys might find them useful. So I shared. I thought another caption thread may be one too many
     
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    #63 IB-Chaste, Dec 21, 2022
    No nudity. It’s vanilla

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    #64 Jay Sub, Dec 21, 2022
    This would be too much for my wife. I love it though
     
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    #65 IB-Chaste, Dec 21, 2022
    I found a way around the problem. I just used a photo of your wife with your captions… CA98E8E7-439A-4235-AE69-D734B4B1C143.jpeg
     
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    #67 IB-Chaste, Dec 21, 2022
    @Jay Sub your captions make pure smut! Tut tut 087EC89B-5029-4D65-8FE6-52CFBB9FCD0A.jpeg 6E5B6F5D-B1D7-4080-89C1-E86C2E33292D.jpeg
     
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    #69 Jay Sub, Dec 21, 2022
    Where did you get her picture?
     
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    #71 IB-Chaste, Dec 21, 2022
    you wish!!
     
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    #72 Tom Allen, Dec 21, 2022
    Not to derail this thread, but I do have a lot of plain captions with no pics on my Tumblr. They are under the tag "chastity captions"

    https://denial-permanente.tumblr.com/tagged/chastity captions

    I have not updated in a while, but there's a couple of dozen for you.
     
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    #74 littleguy3, Dec 21, 2022
    I particularly like this one because I can see it resonating with my wife.
     

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    #75 littleguy3, Dec 21, 2022
    I may just share this one with my wife.... I think she'd really like it.
    [​IMG]
     
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