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    I guess LOctober is upon us.
     
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    This one totally applies to me :(

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    The LOctober theme continues.
     
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    I don't have the photo of it ...
    And may not recall the wording exactly, but this is close enough: "My rule is very simple, really: whenever you wish you could have an orgasm, just give me one instead. Thank's it."

    When you come right down to it, its more of a catchy phase - but still, can manifest itself.

    For me ...
    In the days & weeks after being allowed such a pleasure, the desire for another can be overwhelming - so this 'caption' would work out well for her.

    While 1 orgasm (of some form or another) per month is the norm for me, I often go months in between (4-1/2 has been the longest). the desire can shift to not wanting to break what might become a new record.


    The 1st month is always most difficult.
    The 2nd month is easier than the first.
    The 3rd sees a shift into a much easier stride.
    The 4th is definitely: 'I don't want one! I wanna set a new record!'

    So, while a catchy caption, there is a derivative of the Law of Diminishing Utility happening for me - and therefore stops working out well for her.
     
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    I was telling my Wife earlier this week that I was having a hard time remembering what an erection felt like.

    Her response was “Better cling to that memory because that’s all you have left.” IMG_0328.png
     
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    Most men forget about it in weeks. I know I do…
     
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    #LOctober #Locktober
     
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    Oh I'm sure he'll get over it. Don't think he got much of a choice.
     
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    I have been programmed to feel guilty if I don’t ruin all my orgasms lick them up.

    Im trapped on a wheel of self-imposed obligation to do this in front is my wife. She now fully watches each time expecting me to “prove my love”.
     
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    How nice and here I was worried about Loctober.

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    #Eternal LOctober
     
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    And you give the only answer you can Yes Mistress thank you Mistress :lockkey::lockkey::lockkey::rolleyes:
     
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    bdsmlr-78334-nfsYFOej8y-og.jpg "I am going to give this key to my girlfriend to hide in her house. Good luck finding it porn boy".
     
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