Dumb ways to get your wife to play along in your chastity fantasy

My misses wouldn’t go for any of that!!!! What works best for me is just showering her in attention when I am locked to encourage her to do it more.

 

Make it entirely about you, not about her at all. Talk about you're in chasity every second of the day in case she forgets. Beg and whine to get out or find ways to cheat the cage once she finally puts you in it.

 

Giving head to a bull she doesn't even know.

 

Oh Oh OH! I have one!

Go find a boyfriend who likes fucking you more than your wife does.

Here's another:
Get gangbanged by 14 werewolves in public...

Okay maybe now I'm just projecting.

 

I think you've got it. It's been fun to watch you grow. I suspect you're just getting started. Thank you

 

Putting a book about male chastity under her pillow seems to always work.

 

Let her catch you fucking a leg of lamb with the bone removed while staring at the chastity cage on the counter next to you.

 

That's oddly specific lol

 

Give her a link to a video of you glueing the lock.

 

My favorite is where you jerk off to internet chastity forums until you force your wife to lock you up but then when the dynamic isn't as perfect as you fantasized the relationship falls apart and is ruined. That's a pretty standard way to start, it seems.

But still not as good as getting fucked by fourteen werewolves, just sayin'.

 

Well, I'm gay, so male. Obviously.

 

They're just as hairy as each other.

 

When you’re writing your letter to Santa Claus put “Weird looking sex toy that locks onto my cock” somewhere around spot five on your wishlist. Then just leave it out on the kitchen table like you meant to finish it but got distracted by something. It’s only a matter of time before your wife finds it and then you’re all set.

She’ll file for divorce and then you can get an online mistress that’s really a guy somewhere in India and all of your chastity dreams will come true.

 

Yeah but I prefer dicks and testicles and the stupid little things men do. Knots at all.

 

Don't have any discussion with her. Lock yourself in a chastity cage you just bought from aliexpress, without trying it on first. Mail the keys to your mother in law along with a letter listing a long, convoluted, detailed, and contradictory list of chastity rules for her to teach to her daughter.

 

This is so funny.. I've been howling

I tried to convince my wife it was a new type of personal injury protection. Thought I was a genius. I even made a poster.

That kind of backfired.. But hey! She locked me up just to to say *fuck you" and five years later I'm still locked.
Some of these really bad ideas might actually work?

Like.. Just put one on and let her discover it to her utter delight.
"Surprise"!

 

*fourteen* werewolves? Amateurs.

 

It's a meme...

 

Non-binary

 

Why stop at 14?

 

Here are a couple of fine methods.

1. Direct her to an online expert, obviously female, regarding the superiority of women over men. Once she reads the expert prove (mainly by assertion) that all men should be in permanent chastity and cucked by bulls, you will soon be living the dream. Keep your fingers crossed that you become one of the lucky men who is permanently locked while also somehow being available as a bull to help with the cucking.

2. Explain to her how you want her to control you in every way, and then give her a very thorough list detailing just how she will do this. You might have to be patient, as it can take a woman a while to figure this out. It will help if the list reflects masturbatory fantasies you've developed over a number of years.

I will say, the only problem with the above two solutions is that they require direct communication with your wife about your sexual desires. Direct communication about sex with your wife should be avoided at all costs!