JaySaysYes

Not currently caged and the intense horny feelings disappeared almost instantly. But when she touches me...oh goodness.

I told her that I was far too horny and that I needed an orgasm, and she just said "good", smiled, and said "it's only going to get worse."

She said she won't unlock me until my little penis stops trying to get hard. She is such a tease.

I'm so horny that I did the laundry

O, what a tangled web we weave

Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

I'm so horny that I've starting speaking with a very british accent.

Anyone want to think rationally?

Hi Jay, I really like your signature.

It's funny how much people enjoy ChatGPT content.

Are you wasting your life, getting angry at my posts? Don't fucking look.

3I'm so horny that |I can see what you think.

Killing your buzz, one sensible trollolol at a time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRMBxnxWiNQ

I'm so horny that sarcasm is starting to seem sexy.

I discovered "Ignore thread" and the world is so much nicer haha.

Anyone else want to negotiate?

Practising level 4 sarcasm