Dumb ways to get your wife to play along in your chastity fantasy

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    #51 LockedinNH2, Mar 27, 2024
    My wife would probably Phil Hartman me !!!!
     
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    IB-Chaste Chastity Superman.

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    #52 IB-Chaste, Mar 27, 2024
    Easy 3 day plan to total lockdown.

    Day 1:
    “Honey, I know we’ve been together a while and I’ve never ever mentioned this, but I have an extreme case of genital herpes.”

    Day 2:
    “Honey, I know you don’t normally wake up and I’ve been ashamed to tell you… but I perform sex acts on you whilst asleep. I’ve been reading up and it’s called ‘sexsomnia’ and it’s a genuinely real condition. If only there was a way to keep my penis safe from you, I couldn’t forgive myself if I gave you warts.”

    Day 3:
    “Honey, I found these cages that go over your penis. It’s the only feasible way for us to continue in this marriage.”

    Job done! Enjoy your permanent chastity.
     
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    #53 PornAddict103, Mar 27, 2024
    I think it’s more likely she’ll order you to take a drug test if you try that. ROFL! :p
     
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    #54 JaySaysYes, Mar 27, 2024
    Tell her you have decided to train as a catholic priest and you need her help by locking your cock away.

    Quickly reassure her that you have no plans to become a child molester.
     
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    #55 PornAddict103, Mar 27, 2024
    Your first idea was better… :rolleyes:
     
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    IB-Chaste Chastity Superman.

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    #56 IB-Chaste, Mar 27, 2024
    Tell her it’s the secret to a happy marriage. A marital aid.
    Show her an online document you’ve read that tells how it all should be done.
    Tell her that there’s a requirement to lock up for 3 months or it just won’t work. Straight from the off, no getting used to cages.
    Explain that following that persons opinion on chastity is important, far more important than your own individual and combined happiness….

    Turns out there is no way of introducing chastity that doesn’t sound crazy :confused:
     
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    #57 PornAddict103, Mar 27, 2024
    Amen to that! If I were to tell people I live with that I’m in chastity, they’d go ballistic!
     
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    #58 JaySaysYes, Mar 27, 2024
    Tell her your friends are super angry that you have a free cock and that you feel inadequate because they went ballistic and you wish you could too, if only she wasn't so fucking selfish in wanting sex with you from time to time
     
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    #59 PornAddict103, Mar 27, 2024
    Huh? o_O
     
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    #60 LockedinNH2, Mar 28, 2024
    That translates to "But everyone else is doing (going) it!!!"
     
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    Nicoftime The suspense is terrible...I hope it lasts

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    #61 Nicoftime, Mar 28, 2024
    What a complete waste of the two minutes I got caught up in reading this thread
     
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    #62 MrPickle, Mar 29, 2024
    It's all in the planning.

    First. Make your own cage on a budget 3d printer. Strap it on, alter her panties by cutting a hole so your bluish purple caged junk hangs out. Wear the biggest plastic strapon you could find on ebid for less than a tenner. Hold a ping pong bat in one hand and a stick in the other. Write 'Sissy Subby' in red lipstick across your chest.
    Now wait for the right moment. which is of course as she enters the bedroom after a hard day's work, made dinner, done the laundry and put the kids to bed.
    Jump out of the closet and shout "Surprise!"

    Congratulations. You're life will never be the same again.
     
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    #63 PornAddict103, Mar 29, 2024
    That's hilariously creative! :D:+1::D
     
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    #64 JaySaysYes, Mar 29, 2024
    I wonder if it worked. Enquiring minds need to know!
     
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    #65 Slutty Susan, Mar 29, 2024
    Very, it made me laugh out loud. Will have to try this with my wife! I'm sure that it will work and I will live to tell the tale!
     
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    #66 Slutty Susan, Mar 29, 2024
    Definitely!
     
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    #67 JaySaysYes, Mar 29, 2024
    When you and your wife are shopping, secretly drop a new chastity cage in the shopping bag when packing. When you get home, be as surprised as her about it. Go ahead and try it on, and hand her the keys. She is certain to be aroused by it.
     
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    #68 PornAddict103, Mar 29, 2024
    There's another creative idea! :+1:
     
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