You know you've been in chastity too long when...

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    So I was watching Family Guy last night and there was a scene where Lois was getting dressed. Being a mainstream cartoon you don't see anything aside from a suggestion of cleavage, but last night this was still enough to get me "excited".
    After laughing at the futility of it all inspired me to start this topic in the hope it makes someone smile. So for all the subs out there "you know you've been in chastity too long when..." and for the Doms "you know you've kept your sub in chastity too long when..."

    I'll start us off with "you know you've been in chastity too long when... Lois Griffin from family guy gives you chastised errection"
     
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    when the sight of your keyholder causes "discomfort" :manga_bunny:
     
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    When your list of hard limits keep getting less and less
     
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    Hope this doesnt happen to me, i watch it all the time. Although she does where a Dom's outfit in one episode :)
     
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    You know you've been in chastity too long....

    When you beg Miss D to keep you femmed and chaste forever!
     
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    I tell pet I'm going to do things to him that are completely and utterly twisted and he just says, "Yes, Goddess".
     
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    When your eyes turn solid white.
     
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    Ah yes, that episode I'll see if I can find a pic of that, purely for illustrative purposes ;)
     
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    When you can hear your prostate weeping!
     
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    when the jingle of the tags on the family pet's collar has him doing a massive key search!
     
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    when you avert your eyes from porn...or watch it obsessively hoping that somehow you will just explode
     
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    I'm surprised no one has given the obvious answer yet.

    ... When your mistress says so
     
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    OMG!!! This is PRICELESS!!! Love it, Ms. Linda!!
     
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    When you KH buys a Turkey Baster for thanksgiving and your first thought is "Oh, new toy!"
     
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    You find your cock drools at the office almost as much as it does at home.
     
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    Nope this is sinful i many ways but true..

    "When you at church and the woman who just walked by wearing six inch stilettos catches your attention and makes you go ouch!"

    Go ahead laugh but darn it was a long time in.
     
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    :haha4: Lah Lah LOVE it!!!
     
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    ... when it's been so long since you had sex, you forget who gets tied up.
     
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    Dang these are all good and better than mine by a long shot
     
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    When you have to use panty liners to catch the leakage!:character0117:
     
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    ... when your cat licks your finger, and you begin to get aroused.
     
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    :anim_63: Another great one!
     
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    its been too long when you begin to lick the cat.........oh god i am mixing up my pussies now!:scared0016:
     
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    Wow great to see so many responses!

    and another one for me

    You know you've been in chastity too long when... the vibrations of the bus/train has you bitng your lip because your right on the edge
     
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    now that's funny, i don't care who you are.
     
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