Things You Don`t Say on First Date ... Aaaaand Go....

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    #26 maiden sissypanies, Oct 10, 2023
    I prefer shaved vagina.......... anal and legs.
     
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    #27 IB-Chaste, Oct 10, 2023
    “This has gone great… and to think that court appointed psychiatrist suggested I shouldn’t be within 20 feet of a woman.”
     
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    #28 anasyrma, Oct 10, 2023
    Is it OK if I sleep with your mother?
     
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    #29 maiden sissypanies, Oct 11, 2023
    I have always used the girls bathrooms.
     
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    #30 littleguy3, Oct 11, 2023
    That hard thing in my pants? It's my gun holster!
     
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    #31 M@rcellus, Oct 11, 2023
    I'm glad you like the asparagus. Fun fact: it's meant to make your pee taste stronger. Do you want to find out if that's true?
     
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    #32 Pepe_, Oct 11, 2023
    Some of these really make me wish there was a LOL button on the posts instead of just a like.
     
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    #33 maiden sissypanies, Oct 12, 2023
    Whenever my phone pings that will be my notification I got mail.
     
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    #34 BavarianWoman, Oct 12, 2023
    You are exaclty like my mother.
     
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    #35 IB-Chaste, Oct 12, 2023
    … and I find it so sexy
     
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    #36 Dianna1395, Oct 12, 2023
    I think that's THE winner.
     
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    #37 Dianna1395, Oct 12, 2023
    Thought of another, from man to woman:
    Bet I can take a bigger dick than you can.

    Also:
    Are you into clowns?
     
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    #38 maiden sissypanies, Oct 13, 2023
    Waiting on a call from my probation Officer, hope to get a new chain for my chainsaw before he gets here.
     
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    #39 Rally13, Oct 13, 2023
    I can’t wait for the three of us to move in together
     
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    #40 Robins toy, Oct 14, 2023
    I've been keeping a can of whipped cream, a weedeater and a live chicken back at my parents place just waiting to meet a girl like you.....
     
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    #41 Robins toy, Oct 14, 2023
    Or.....
    I bet I already have your name tattooed somewhere on my body. Wanna go to the ladies room and see if you can find it?
     
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    #42 maiden sissypanies, Oct 16, 2023
    You catch a glimpse of her panties and say "I paid 3 dollars for those 2 months ago but they`ve come down a lot since then."
     
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    #43 maiden sissypanies, Oct 17, 2023
    Can I order the breast or thighs please ?
     
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    #44 maiden sissypanies, Oct 17, 2023
    Whats for dessert..... creme pie ?
     
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    #45 maiden sissypanies, Oct 19, 2023
    I'd give up my balls for a nice pair of tits.
     
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    #46 Jay Sub, Oct 19, 2023
    It's so nice to finally meet you, I've watched you from afar since 14th September 2015... These binoculars? They're for birdwatching
     
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    #47 Rally13, Oct 19, 2023
    Hi Catherine, good to meet you. Really hoping this works out… yeah well I divorced my first wife, beheaded my second one. The third just died weirdly. Shame really. Divorced the fourth, and beheaded the 5th. How soon can we get started?
     
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    #48 JaySaysYes, Oct 19, 2023
    The girl before you was better looking and was far more interesting. Before I reject you, do you have any redeeming features that might pique my interest?
     
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    #49 M@rcellus, Oct 20, 2023
    My ex banned me from ever having sex with my penis again and it's kind of become my doctrine. She has the key if you ever want to meet her, you guys get close she might even give it to you.
     
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    #50 Slutty Susan, Oct 20, 2023
    Think you are on a winner there, Henry .
     
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