Review of 3 cheap funishment cages...

Another post got me wondering what the appeal is of some of the new smaller or even flat cages. Well my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to buy my wife 3 such cages to play with. Here is what I/we found:

Let me start with a disclaimer: This is NOT advice for someone shopping for their first cage. None of these would be good for long term continuous wear for hopefully obvious reasons. I just wanted to answer the question "why" and I got my answer. Yours will be different but I hope to offer some fun inspiration.

1). Flat cage with urethral tube:

This was about $25 on Amazon. I chose this one because it had an ergo style ring that works better for me, and my wife insists on some anti-pull out feature so thus the urethral tube.

The cage itself was fine. A little pressure from pushing the little guy flat, but nothing painful. However the urethral tube, despite its very short length, soon caused bleeding. We concluded that the ring was not quite tight enough and there was too much movement, causing the tube to move around too much. Only wore it 1 day and cannot really pass much judgement. My wife liked that it made me a bit more timid, but didn't like the flat look and for sure doesn't want a cage that causes damage so back it went. Good thing about Amazon Prime is you can return things (remember that others can too, so be sure to sanitize anything before using it!).

2). Domed micro cage with urethral tube and press lock


While it still pushes your little guy almost inside of you, this little cage is ingenious imho. Again $25 online (saw it in pink on Aliexpress for $9). Coming with 5 different base rings we soon discovered that I need a much smaller ring with this kind of cage and material than I am used to (in order to hold everything close to my body without moving around). And the domed shape keeps everything very well positioned. We first tried it too soon after the above and had a small amount of bleeding, but then gave it a few weeks and went back to it. I have now been wearing it for 2 weeks with no problems (keep a liner or some TP in there at first and any bleeding will show up).

It really pushes my penis almost inside of me and feels more constricting than the flat cage did. Visually and psychologically it is if I just don't have anything down there. No pain but absolutely no surges. The only way I can physically tell if I am aroused is the pressure of the urethral tube, which I don't notice otherwise. And now I have discovered what the appeal of these micro-cages is: It changes me. I am much more timid and don't think with my cock at all. It is really like I don't have one. I really enjoy giving her a backrub or footrub just for her pleasure and not because it is arousing me. Apparently (according to her) I am MUCH more sensitive, pliable, loving (insert adjective here). And to be honest even I notice it. Once again, it is like my penis, and all its male macho BS have been painlessly removed from the equation and I am free to be a nice husband to her. I really don't mind that part (don't even think of trying this cage if you haven't accepted chastity as your new normal).

One other thing that is fantastic about this is the lock. The little pushbutton lock snaps closed so easily and makes a reassuring sound. And is MUCH harder to pick that barrel locks. She puts the cage on me Snap! For the money it is a very secure cage. There are a few bad points: Trapping your penis head so far back in an enclosed end cap means you should check/clean at least once a week (but it hasn't been too bad so far). And her biggest drawback is: she misses my penis. My wife loves the look of our more secure cages from Lori's or BAWR and she likes it pressing in to her when we cuddle or feeling it throb when I am excited. She likes to know, and likes me to know, that I am a man - just one under her control. She is very happy to have it in her toolkit and will use it when she thinks I need a little psychological reset (which is apparently still going on because she was supposed to change it a week ago).

3. Spiked cage


This one is also quite ingenious. We have a Kali's teeth knock off that she used on me a few times but then stopped when one day it fell of on its own and I was sitting there free (an absolute no-no for my Queen). The plastic teeth are not as sharp as the metal one, but that can be a good thing. The hinged design allows her to secure it in place and then close it up and either put a cap on the end or not. Two barrel locks come with it and I put some small indents in them to make them harder to pick.

It is not terribly uncomfortable to wear on a normal basis (this will really depend on your flacid size, etc). Especially with the cap on. The teeth are just dull enough and the passage guided enough that they really just remind your that they are there. I had this on for 8 days and there was not a single minute I didn't know it was there, but the only time I was in pain was if I was really trying to get hard. Then those things are not dull! If the cap is off, it is easy to get physical stimulation which takes you over the edge. Your lover can induce a very painful ruined orgasm this way and I soon learned to beg her to lock the cap on. Once secured there is no way to get any penile stimulation and you have fewer painful moments. You wont "shake one out" in this, nor will you be able to pull out (at least I couldn't).

There are some design flaws here: I had to drill several holes in the cap to be sure I could pee. And a few more in the body to get water through in the shower (but the spikes do hold the skin off the surface so there is plenty of air/water flow once set up). The base rings were over-curved, leaving too much gap in even the smaller base ring and I pulled out while swimming in cold water. This was fixed by heating up the ring with a heat gun (hair dryer held close will work) and flattening out some to reduce the max gap to about 15mm in my case. There is only one size cage and it took my wife a few times to package me in there without pinches, etc, so it may not work with other anatomies. But once set up right it turned me into a very obedient husband. The cage is larger than my normal cage due to the spikes, etc. and it is a different feeling than (2) above. I was hyper aware than I had a penis - under her control - rather than feeling like I didn't have one. It was $35 so a touch more than the other two but it really is a fun, interesting design for short term play.

So I learned a few lessons: Even after years of chastity, it is fun to experiment. Actually maybe more fun to have some variety now. These cages are so cheap and easy to get (even cheaper on Ali express albeit with slower shipping and no returns). You need to be aware that plastic cages flex and that urethral tubes can do damage, etc., but hopefully that is not a surprise and anyone will use care until you know how your body is reacting. Maybe I would do the domed cage in Pink and the spiked one in black next time, but that is minor. We were blown away by how a cage change affected my personality. I think my Queen is full of new inspiration and THAT makes the whole experiment worthwhile.

 

I found it on Amazon. Also saw it on Ali Express.