So, not a cage issue itself but here goes. While doing woodworking in the shop, wearing shorts and T shirt. Sweating like hell, I did not pay attention and got some wood chips on myself and one found its way inside my cage. Did not notice till later and after a shower felt a pinch. Wife took my cage off and found a wood. Chip that worked its way inside my cage. To say it hurt was an understatement, my wife had a very good laugh at my expense. Anyone ever had something like this?
I was eating mixed brown/black/red rice nude at my desk one day and some must have dropped into my lap. Later that day I was peeing and noticed something growing on my cock. I was shocked, in a mild panic...until I realised it was a small chunk of red rice that had attached itself and glued between the caged and skin.
Oh that must have been a shock. That piece of wood caused a little splinter, my wife told me that if I got any smaller would not be able to dig it out