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    Not the pic I would necessarily have chosen, (that's not a complaint though!) but I love the message. Exactly how I feel. Sal
     
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    I hope for you that you don’t look like the picture
     
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    Haha! No, I don't think anyone would mistake me, but I have learned so much about men from the captions on here. The source of lots of ideas! Sal
     
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    I do choose pictures with an eye (heh) towards what most men will find attractive, since they are my biggest audience (visuance?). And I have experimented a bit by putting the same or very similar text on different pictures; the more male-gazey pictures *always* get more engagement. ;-)

    That said, the idea behind the text is how Mrs Edge and I have always approached it,
     
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    I learned a lot from your journal, it’s really great that you came back, I look forward to hearing from you.
     
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    We have discussed this and we both know its impractical
    but every now and then I do wish for it
     
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    Sad! It's more like a small, semi erect, squishy thing! :(
     
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    Likewise, apart from not even semi-erect.
     
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    So... more like a BB than a 9mm?
     
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    agreed
     
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    Ok, maybe a twist then. I can delete it if it causes you too much discomfort.
     
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    It causes me no discomfort, probably like most blokes. However, the point of this thread is to have a safe space for the more vanilla partners to perhaps get some ideas without being bombarded with other unrelated kinks. Regrettably you can't delete it after 15 minutes, you've been here long enough to know that I would suggest. Oh well another thread hijacked.
     
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    Looking at this thread and the other posts, it seems you might be a little dramatic about this specific post. I get your point though and sorry to ruin it for anyone. I'm not even sure what "vanilla" chastity is and what is considered going over that line.


     
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    I'd say cuckolding probably crosses it lol
     
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