Things You Don`t Say on First Date ... Aaaaand Go....

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  1. maiden sissypanies
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    I would invite you back to my place but then I got to hide all my lingerie and put away all my wigs and that makes my life a living hell.
     
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    You looked thinner in your profile picture.
     
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    JaySaysYes I identify as someone that is always right

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    After all you have eaten I can't afford a second date.
     
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    Hold on I just have to check in with my tax consultant.
     
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    I'm locked in a chastity cage that someone else has control of. I can give you oral?
     
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    This key is to my cock cage and here is a photo of me wearing it in the bathroom just now.
     
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    Steelwerks Slave Steelwerks Slave

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    Do you have a hotter sister?
     
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    Does you dad own a brewery ?
     
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    “This has been great. Shall we take things back to yours?…. Mine? No my wife’s at home with the baby.”
     
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    “I’ve got to go. My mum gets lonely if I’m out of the house for more than an hour. I can’t wait for you to meet her.”
     
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    I'll be leaving in quarter of an hour I'd like you to be on it.
     
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    Do you like small cocks?
     
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    I can't have sex with my penis, but I have a large collection of dildos. Are you interested?
     
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    Would you like to see pictures of all 20 of my cats?
     
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    Just to be clear I don't own any cats lol
     
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    I don't want to surprise you later, but I've got this rash that won't go away.
     
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    Before we leave can we swop knickers?
     
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    I'm sorry, I don't date a girl with boobs smaller than mine. ;-)

    Are you into whips and chains? Would you like to be? :-D

    Sorry I'm late, I planned on not coming.

    Do you like bad boys? So do I!

    Shall we split the bill? (This one can be cruel.)

    Your mom told me to bring you home...
     
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    Are those real? It's ok if they're not... mine aren't!
     
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    So your younger sister in that picture how recent is that and how old is she again?
     
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    "I'm locked and my wife has the key. Do you want to see?"

    Great thread.
     
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    “Do you mind if we stand at the bar? Sitting here is really aggravating my haemorrhoids!”
     
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    Would you like to feminize me, cuckold me with BBC, and be your live in maid while I help run the household while you and your bull make beautiful babies. I’ll be completely under your control doing whatever you please.
     
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    BavarianWoman I rule

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    I bet, you will consider my penis as too small.
     
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