Any stories of someone knocking your cage?

The first time out in public, with a group of high school buddies, I was very careful. However when sitting down, very carefully, felt a slight pinch. It was obvious that something had occurred, as the guy sitting across from me asked if I was OK. I did what any decent human being would do, I lied and blamed it on a stiff back.

 

Sad to say, in 7 months no issues so far. With kids, relatives, others, no public incidents. Even trips to the pool are uneventful. My wife asked about that the other day if I was good to go to the pool (she forgot about it as a possible problem the first trip). I told her I've heard stories of cages falling off in the pool, sauna stories, etc.

 

I don't wear Speedo's or anything tight. Regular loose fitting swim shorts are totally fine.

The only thing I probably haven't done so far is airport security. I've taken the cage through a carry on bag, but not worn.

All in all it's not been a big deal. Day to day my wife forgets about it from what she has said.

 

Yeah it's happened a couple of times at work but no one cares. And if they do, My pre-planned response is, "you don't want to know."

 

My toddler jumps on my cage all the time. Damn it’s painful when he gets it good! He doesn’t question it… but he’s not even 3 years old!
Frankly, he watches so much marvel I’m sure he’s growing up thinking his dad is Iron Man!

 

What excuse do you plan to give if he ever asks? And what would you do it he saw you on the toilet or in the shower?

 

A few years ago the younger lads at work would play a game called dickflick, where they would try to flick each other on the dick when you were not paying attention. One Lad caught me unaware and flicked my cage and got a loud click, he asked what was that? I lifted me top to show my phone in the belt case and quickly said you only got my phone! And carried on walking.

 

Over time, you get to develop a routine that becomes second nature, including when before you get out of the water you inflate your briefs with air so that they don't stick to the cage.
Just like how you find your position when you sit down, how you buy pants a little more bouffant on the crotch, sit with your hips a little further when you hug someone, etc.
In 10 years I have never had any problems with this.
Anyway, just in case, I always have the keys or some coins in my pocket so I can say they were there, in case of an accidental touch.
The new image scanners at airports involuntarily show our state, but you get used to that too.

 

Right now it’s a moot point as he’s too young to understand. He’s seen it once and just said “oh no.”
My older children have never seen it, we just make sure we have our own personal spaces. It’s important that they know to respect boundaries.
My children know to knock before entering my bedroom or the toilet etc. it actually quite funny when you hear them and there’s no one in.

 

Car key fob in my pocket...

 

Once in work a coworker, which is a bit weird, fiddled with her arms and let her left arm fall downward and to the back. She hit my cage with full power. And somejow knocked her knuckles against the bars.

Lol. I dont like her. She is such an awful person. Lol.

 

Well she screamed: what has been so hard.
I just kept on walking, jingling with my keys and said nothing to her.

But it hurt her really much.

 

Once, when our grandkids were visiting, my 2 yr ikd grandson caught me by surprise, junmped onto my lap and, I'm sure, felt my cage. I plopped him back down and distracted him, but ever siunce then, when the grandkids are around, I am ticked into super small panties instead of my cage.

 

Working in an office... eating lunch in the lunchroom. As lunch ended most people filed out and there was just myself and the secretary in there. I had left my lunch bag on the table and as I leaned over to reach for it lost balance and my cage hit the corner of the table square and it was a definite KNOCK sound. She was looking at me at the time. She instantly had this puzzled look on her face and asked "what was that? are you ok?". I just smiled and said yes, i'm ok. She smiles and said "sounded like something hard...".... and I just smiled and said "yeah, metal is hard". And I walked out of the room.

She gave me puzzled looks for weeks after. haha

 

I have definitely learned to turn slightly when giving people hugs ...

 

The first time Goddess took me to a strip club locked up She had me sit at the bar alone. A Woman came over and started rubbing my leg and “accidentally” banged into my cage. After Her surprised look faded She grabbed it asking what it was. Goddess then came over and explained. i think every Woman there “accidentally” knocked into it that night.

 

Getting fit for some pants in China pre Covid, the pretty young lady insisted on remeasuring my inseam and clearly groped me. She jumped in surprise and ran from the room, turning beet red. The next day she smiled and stared when I came to pick up my pants...

 

I’ve had it knock into cabinets or chairs occasionally at family gatherings as we’re preparing food or cleaning up. Fortunately it’s always too loud and busy for anyone to notice, but I also carry my phone in my front pocket most of the time, or I am wearing a belt almost every time and could say it was my phone or buckle if anyone did hear it.
But it has made enough noise I instantly scan around to check to see if anyone noticed.

Im always worried one of our kids will toss something to me without warning or something like that, they’re all older now and should know better…but you never know