Best captions ever

Why is it that when someone says “…but you do you” it is usually prefaced by a thinly-veiled attack on however “you are doing you”? It smacks of smug superiority.

It seems to me that neither sex is free of blame for expecting our significant others to be or think differently than they do.

chastity captions are fantasies and people say and do fantastical things in fantasies.

I live an incredibly difficult reality every day. I assure you, my reality does not allow for me to expect my S/O to adopt fantasy roles or act out wild and unrealistic scripts. It is I who have to twist myself in a pretzel to keep the wheels on the car and fantasy is my refuge. Quite frankly it is insulting to be told not to have a fantasy or that mine are less valid than someone else’s.

There is nothing more absurd than saying “you really should have more realistic fantasies and therefore I will make fun of yours”.

because….fantasies

 

I love the way you self-inserted into my world darling.

Draw whatever conclusion you wish, I have not a single care, I am confident
enough in myself to be independent of your opinion.

If there is anyone here that I have not insulted, I do beg your pardon.

Goddess Jade.

 

Another one the Mistress of the house approved of...



And one she didn't...



"You're just looking at the girl!" she said.

Who me? No no it's all about the text

 

I’m sure that’s only temporary

 

You have not insulted me (nor do I wish to be insulted). I'm just glad you enjoy participating in the discussions; it makes them better to have your point of view in them.

I do "get" the reason why some of the captions seem way overboard, even if it makes them super crazy over the edge. It is kind of the natural conclusion of "well, if giving up a little control is a little exciting, then imagine what giving up a lot of control must be like ...." Fantasies are fun; it's good to remember that they're fantasies.

For what it's worth, my wife is pretty vanilla and wouldn't appreciate 99% of the captions that I've seen here (or 99% of the posts I've seen). On the other hand, she likes the effect that she has on me, and she likes being in control (whenever she wants to be). So she'd never think of herself as kinky, but she still enjoys the kink. I think that's pretty cool.

Anyhow, I mainly wanted to say "I'm glad you're posting and not afraid to speak your mind".

 

Exactly true42, I made an observation followed by a posed question, then made a joke.

Who gets offended/insulted by a random post on a random forum on the internet, how
weak minded is that LOL.

Goddess Jade.

 

It’s not that I feel insulted by somebody that doesn’t appreciate art. Art is subjective. What turns people on is subjective. There are lots of captions out there that don’t do it for me but I don’t go out of my way to crap on them because I have a life.

I just pity the person that thinks theirs is the one true viewpoint and feels the need to demean others who do appreciate a particular art.

To be honest there’s nothing more intellectually stunted and totally repulsive to me.


But hey, Im just a “weak-minded” male eh?

LOL

 

Just staying on topic here.



You can add psuedo-intellectual to the list.

Goddess Jade.

 

Just when I thought chastity couldn't get worse.

 

seems like some porn star fantasy , or maybe I didn't get it .

 

I stand corrected. I criticized YOUR caption and yours alone because it’s ignorant of all other caption artists.

happy?

imagine spending the time to post a caption just to criticize other captions!

How pathetic is that?!!

but “you do you” babe.

 

I simply ordered it to be made darling, not on my time and energy, I dont do the whole art thing.

Yes I am very happy, you clearly dont understand satire and have completely missed the point.
this makes me very happy to watch you entangle yourself further, LOL.

Keep going, oh and thanks for the babe comment x loved it.

Goddess Jade.

 

... FTW

 

I personally believe that the ‘crazy over the edge’ is too far. (Forgive the almost obvious analysis) For me, the whole concept of these captions is that they are something that isn’t too dissimilar to what you’re already experiencing.
They have to make the observer feel like that could be a reality. Not just fantasy. I think the ones that are purely extreme are just… lazy.

 

Absolutely, it’s about submission and being of service, pleasing your partner/key holder

 

I wouldn't want to stop the over the top captions, you're welcome to them. They have their place I guess. Thinking back, I used to get turned on in the beginning by captions my wife would never say, fantasy. Nowadays, as I have learned to not rely on the pornographic I am finding the ones that she might say, that are within her comfort zone to be the ones that make my cage bite. I feel like my wife is helping me live a fantasy life, and I owe it to her to keep it real. The more real I keep it, the more pure and intense the sexual encounters we share are.

 

What in your mind is overboard?

what is “realistic”?

 

my sentiments exactly.

 

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Good