What is the most dangerous thing you have done sexually?

Long ago in a different lifetime, ie before I met my wife, I took my girlfriend into my bosses office and had sex with her as she lay across his desk.

 

Serisouly? FFS, it’s a BJ not a mud wrestling match behind the wheel. I make sure we’re in a good spot and that’s that. My cell phone poses a far greater, and more frequent hazard to bystanders, I promise you that.

And a great many things can kill. Making a weak argument then doubling down with some conveniently unrelated and poorly reported news story is hack. Simple.

 

Love public places or kitchen counters of friends! Easiest way to add some excitement.

 

"Making a weak argument then doubling down with some conveniently unrelated and poorly reported news story is hack."
Just a few links my good friend.

Leaving it now so let the readers decide if they are at all bothered.

 

Had a girlfriend who loved to play with my cock on a cutting board in the kitchen with a carving knife while kissing and squeezing my balls.

I trusted her 99%.

 

Hold on, you posted on a thread about doing dangerous sexual things, but now you say it's not dangerous?"

 

I know it's Friday and everyone's 2 sheets and up for a ruck, but I've a sneaky feeling this is meant to be a fun thread.

Can we give That Guy a break now and move on to the next person who's doubtless done worse without thinking much of it?

I once lived in a busy but small town where the most used route to the train station was through a coal yard, and the main pathway led through a bucnh of large coal bunkers.
This one time I had gone back to visit with a girlfriend and it had started snowing on our last day - this meant that trains were cancelled - with about half of them running.
So we wandered around waiting for the next train, and then it got dark, and then we had more or less fully-clothed sex in the snow in the dark in the coal yard lying on a bunker of coal with people walking past us to the train station. Not dangerous per se, but it moves us on.

Next story:

 

I suppose mine might be somewhat mild then. I was so horny that I texted my B/F and told him I needed to suck his cock so badly but couldn't at home since my Daughter, Son in Law and Grandkiddies were in town and visiting. Timing was perfect. He arrived while the wife (Who does know about him) and the family went to eat. He took me to a parking lot of a small ball field near where I live but is also within sight of one of our County Offices about about 1500 yards away. We got in the back seat and I sucked and swallowed. I was so excited and satisfied afterwards but not sure I want to take that chance again.