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    #26 sub2mgi, May 23, 2013
    I could use the cash!

    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5008!    ​


    This is cheaper than 68.2% of all our interviewees' penises.​
     

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    #27 xcitedsisssy, May 24, 2013
    Mine is worth $4,500.00 --- yahoooo! who would have thunk it. and it is still cheaper than 87% of all respondents.:p
     
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    #28 jemima, May 25, 2013
    i did it and mine is worth $2852, but some of the questions i didnt understand and some had not got the proper answer i shud have given, but i done my best to answers them right.
     
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    #29 jemima, May 25, 2013
    whats prostratitus?
     
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    #30 xcitedsisssy, May 25, 2013
    From what I understand it to be is like an inflammation of the prostrate. Making it hard to urinate. starting and stopping the flow of urine.
     
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    #31 gweny, May 26, 2013

    Prostatitis is inflammation of the prostate gland.


    best regards GWENY
     
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    #32 Norwegianwood80, May 26, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $3023!    ​


    This is cheaper than 97.6% of all our interviewees' penises.​



    Jez!!!
    Someone must be lying? :p
     
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    #34 hijk, May 27, 2013
    Does that mean it is so valuable no price can be attached to it, or that no-one would bother attaching a price to it? :p (Unduly influenced in my thinking by Discworld novels? Moi? :p)
     
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    #35 Jact, May 27, 2013
    I'm happy with my quoted value. Though I'd pay a lot more to keep it, even if it doesn't get out much ;)

    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4850!

    This is cheaper than 75.8% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
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    #36 Mistress Deborah, May 27, 2013
    hijk priceless of course!
    He's a real Mistress pleaser ;)
     
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    #37 Caged Wolf, May 29, 2013
    Apparently Mistress's property is worth $5605.00, More than 66.1 %...
     
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    #38 gweny, May 29, 2013
    uhh that is a lot !! reg. GWENY
     
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    #39 Caged Wolf, May 29, 2013

    maybe that's why Mistress still has a use for it, and why I am not kept locked like I wish I was?
     
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    #40 gweny, May 30, 2013
    well,, wor on it !! my tip !! as soon it is P/A pierced it becomes more and more useless !! best reg. GWENY
     
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    #41 jemima, May 30, 2013
    giggle. :)
     
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    #42 mommy's girly boy, Jun 2, 2013
    My penis is worth $4785![/URL] How much is Yours?
     
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    #43 mommy's girly boy, Jun 2, 2013
    <div style="color: #666; width: 200px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: center; background-color: #f0f0f0;">My penis is worth <strong>$4785</strong><br>How much is Yours?<br><a target="_blank" href="http://www.sellyourpenis.com/" style="text-decoration: none; color: #369; border-bottom: 1px dashed #369;"><strong>Free Penis Appraisals</strong></a></div>
     
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    #44 mommy's girly boy, Jun 2, 2013
    sry don't know how to copy this result
     
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    #45 mommy's girly boy, Jun 2, 2013
    mines $4785 cheaper than 78 %
     
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    #46 scob89, Jun 14, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5602!​


    This is pricier than 66.3% of all our interviewees' penises.​



    For some reason this site seems like a way more elaborate attempt from Mr. Wong Burger, to build a second dick ship. lol
    http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/Dickesode
     
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    #47 Andrew K, Nov 8, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5567!
    This is pricier than 71.7% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
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    #48 starflyer, Nov 8, 2013
    $4558 for me
     
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    #49 GazDenied, Nov 9, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $3041!
    This is cheaper than 97.3% of all our interviewees' penises.

    Not sure who'd pay that, though. Still, if I needed a bit of extra cash...
     
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    #50 Darren Long, Nov 10, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4765!
    This is cheaper than 72% of all our interviewees' penises.

    woo hoo ebay here we come lol
     
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