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  1. richard
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    #1 richard, May 21, 2013
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    Mistress Watchful Dont believe the hype ;oP

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    #2 Mistress Watchful, May 21, 2013
    LMAO

    My fucktoy:

    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $6346!    ​


    This is pricier than 94.8% of all our interviewees' penises.​
     
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    Mistress Watchful Dont believe the hype ;oP

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    #3 Mistress Watchful, May 21, 2013
    ..... and cuckslut

    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4916!    ​


    This is cheaper than 72.8% of all our interviewees' penises.​



    Says it all really ;)
     
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    #4 Jens, May 21, 2013
    Hmpphh

    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5373!    ​


    This is pricier than 52% of all our interviewees' penises.​
     
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    #5 DeesHubby, May 21, 2013
    My penis is worth $3985 Don't really know why it is worth that much. My wife keeps telling me it's worthless. LOL
     
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    #6 gweny, May 21, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $1541!

    and who wants my little clitty !! reg. GWENY
     
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    Cockless Useless no-cock. Permanently locked and denied.

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    #7 Cockless, May 21, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5604!
     
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    #8 Mascara^Snake, May 21, 2013
    I'm not selling mine. He'd look silly without it.
     
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    #9 richard, May 21, 2013
    I want to know who is doing the buying and what are they doing with them all.
     
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    #10 Mascara^Snake, May 21, 2013
    Drying them and using them in Chinese medicine I suppose.
     
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    #11 latexbound, May 21, 2013
    I'm quite chuffed!
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $5274!

    This is cheaper than 53.8% of all our interviewees' penises.
     
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    #12 CorsetJane, May 21, 2013
    I suspect that unless there is a late run on this commodity the increased supply that is obviously forthcoming from our site will cause the price to crash leaving many members high and dry and in dire straits if they subsequently commit to sell.
    A recent check online shows that the "Cock Exchange" indicator (the ftse - known colloquially as the 12-inchie) has reached an all time low and traders are already looking elsewhere for their thrills. When asked how things were, one commented “it’s all bollocks!!” , a sentiment echoed by another who was considering cutting his losses and entering the pork scratchings business. “Anyone hoping to use their assets as collateral should think again” said a city analyst, “ the cock boom is over, we might as well lock them all up and throw away the keys!”
    :)
    cj
     
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    #13 krambus, May 21, 2013
    $3983

    I thought I'd be worth more as it hardly been used other than test drives (every day)!
     
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    #14 Lucy, May 21, 2013
    Hey nobody tell pooh bears Mistress Tigger it will give her another idea ;)
     
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    #15 sissycaitlin, May 21, 2013
    Hehe I enjoyed mascara snake post made me chuckle a bit. Thanks for posting that.
     
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    #16 hijk, May 22, 2013
    Well, out of curiosity boredom, I thought I'd try it... but got stumped when it asked how long my usual intercourse lasted, seeing as how I've never had intercourse...

    Grumbles at stupid quizzes that don't bother thinking of all possibilities...
     
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    #17 richard, May 22, 2013
    We should expect an increased demand from that market.
     
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    #18 Billus, May 22, 2013
    Congratulations!
    Your penis is worth $4225!

    This is cheaper than 91.3% of all our interviewees' penises.

    Maybe we should consider a 'Chastity Conversion Rate' (CCR) which would shift the decimal point leftwards by about two or three places...
     
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    #19 hijk, May 22, 2013
    So does chastity increase (due to being more "near new") or decrease ("unexercised", "no regular maintenance") the value? ;-)
     
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    #20 gweny, May 22, 2013

    AND >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    This is cheaper than 99% of all our interviewees' penises.


    lovely results !! aren`t they ??? reg. GWENY
     
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    #21 richard, May 22, 2013
    I glad you did it Gweny. How on earth did you get such a low price? I guess low medicinal value for the Chinese purchasers.
    I don't feel so bad with the price of mine now.
     
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    #22 gweny, May 22, 2013
    i know my little thing is worthless !! what is next ?? reg. GWENY
     
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    #23 gweny, May 22, 2013

    and i did it twice !! reg. GWENY
     
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    #24 Mascara^Snake, May 22, 2013
    Isn't that the whole idea?
     
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    #25 krambus, May 22, 2013
    More people need to do this. Mines is the second lowest offer been given so far:(. I was fairly optimistic with my answers to.
     
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