Maids can be dangerous.

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    #1 richard, Oct 23, 2015
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    #2 jemima, Oct 23, 2015
    coooo, i wud never do that i wud get paddled for doing that. i'm very very gentle with mens bits and don't ever hurt them.
     
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    #3 richard, Oct 23, 2015
    It has given me an idea for a Sci-Fi B-movie X-rated story though.

    Coming to a CM cinema near you next week. Ask a maid to provide you with popcorn in readiness.
     
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    #5 richard, Oct 23, 2015
    off topic - that's why its in the Bar area.
     
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    #6 maid_carrie, Oct 23, 2015
    I think after all that kicking, chastity may incidental and off-topic too :p
     
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    #7 SubVerity, Oct 23, 2015
    Questions:

    1. If it's a cafe with maids then why wasn't anyone drinking tea?
    2. Where was the milk?
    3. One lump or two?
     
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