There one a man called duffer Who's wife used as a fluffer But if the boyfriend was hairy She would call for the fairy From then on he was called big Mary.
Here's my offering!!! There was a young man in a cage Who said "Miss lock me up for an age" So she said "That's OK" And she put the key away So for him there is still no outage!!!
There once was a man with some chees on his dick His mistress reacted quite quick She cage up his cock and slapped on a lock and now he is carefull to wash all his bits Lol sorry this is bad i know.
There once was a handsome young blade, who desperately tried to get laid. She locked up his cock, threw the key in the loch, And now he's a sweet lady's maid.
A man gave his wife a key, She says what's this is it for me, He showed what it's for, With a drop of her jaw, He's now waiting to see when he'll be free.
Ahha, spooky may have outed himself as a Scot....No? "Loch" and all that there you know. The linguistics say it and there you go.