Due to new chaste lifestyle my wife has become more flatulent. It is due to the relaxing massage's I now give her every night! She always says sorry as it occurs but is no longer to bothered which I except. Does anybody else share the same experience?
It just goes with ass licking, Really excites me. When she laughs it drives me insane. And calls me pathetic. I sometimes beg for it.
I am almost use to it now! Last night I was under the duvet massaging her thighs and bum as she read her book and she farmed! Nothing is said anymore and I just carry on
You guys are very very strange. A lady is not meant to fart . She does it discreetly unless there is no other choice. Hugs Lucy x
Indeed And a 2 year old thread in the wrong area revived to what end? - and seems to me @PauloChaste that @Pillowbiter has not been here since last summer. Moved to a more appropriate are of the Mansion
I know that only horses sweat, men perspire and what women do is 'glow', so what is it called when women do that thing that men do when they break wind? Obviously, only horses fart....
My goodness...I thought I was the only one! I have been with my Locked Boy a little over a year now, and i have never purposefully let one go in front of him. If need be, i excuse myself to the restroom or another room for relief.
That's why women talk more than men. We let rip loud and proud where women keep it all in. All that pressure has to come out somehow! *naughty jasmic68 exits stage left and hides under the stairs, giggling manically.
I worked with an old timer years ago that had many humerus things to say and one of them was that women do not fart until you marry them.
I am a sly rat! Let me tell you what I love doing: in a crowded elevator- usually at a hotel when I have been eating plenty. I am in the elevator full of people and I need to fart. I discretly spread one butt cheek for stealth and cut a silent but deadly one then stand there innocently and observe. This is at the top of my sin list. I may have a stretch in purgatory for this mischief. Unless God finds humor in it. After all it is written that we are made in His image and likeness. ;-) Ss
We do synchro farts, very amusing. Reminds me of the scene from blackadder 4th when he's captured by Germans. "For us it is a mundane and functional item, but for you it is the bassis of an entire culture" Pretty much sums up us brits!
My wife farmed in my face last time I was analy worshipping her. She started she didn't do it on purpose but laughed anyway. I didn't think to be aroused more than I already was or disgusted. It's not the first time. I can still recall wondering why my my mouth was filling with air once as I rimmed her...