Best vanilla captions ever

Even when I’m free I don’t get that luxury any more.
It is the biggest downside to chastity in my book.
“We have the cage, why would I need the pill?”
(That actually sounds like a caption in the making)

 

Stealing this one.

I get that. If you had asked me years ago, I never would have wanted to be locked permanently. But my mindset has changed over the years, and I've learned to eroticize the denial.

 

Can’t wait to see that one Tom.

 

It’s that complete shift in mentality.

Permanent doesn’t work in our relationship. We went through two continuous months of lock-down recently. Our relationship was almost at break down. It felt like an eternity.
Compare that to the last two months that have felt like 5 minutes. I’ve still been locked 99% of the time, I still don’t orgasm…. But there’s a marital bliss. I look forward to our interactions in way that I never have done before (and they are far more tame than they were previously).

I was discussing this with my wife not too long ago and on top of that the process of her waddling off to the toilet post sex; holding in my semen and then flushing away the aftermath and cleaning herself…
I have fond memories of that. I loved watching her leave the room. Yet, in her eyes it’s something she doesn’t wish to have to do anymore. When I finally receive my orgasm, she will get no more feeling if I’m in a condom than without. Much like I imagine, your wife gets no more sensation from your penis than when you’re foxing.

We have frequent intercourse in the standard manner, but with that knowledge her denial of my orgasm is no longer a punishment, it is her adopting a position of power. She’s not denying my orgasm, she’s controlling what could be quite degrading experience. I no longer resent that I cannot do it anymore, I appreciate that she doesn’t allow it.

It’s much like that oddity that is cuckholding. To many finding your wife in bed with another man is truly devastating… when you’re in the mindset that you want her to control that aspect and you wish to be humiliated in that manner, it becomes a realised fantasy. Still not quite for me, but it can be erotic.

 

In some ways it might be easier to eroticise denial that is more definitive 'Never', 'Permanently', etc...

 

Still getting blowjobs, the last (yesterday) ruined, but been ~5 years since I've screwed her. Been so long I couldn't if I wanted to, and she let me, because she can only get a very small dildo in there. It's like she's a virgin again.

 

You've lost the plot if you've given her permission to fcuk other men. Don't do that man it leads to ruin.

 

I had this one in my bdsmlr queue already! Enjoy.

 

Boy oh boy. That’s so hot.

 

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