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    oooh think that Lady look ever so scary. and i wud not upset Her.
     
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    Of all the captions I’ve ever seen, I can’t imagine one my wife could relate to more about caged life than this….
    Bravo.
     
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    Mrs Edge has commented on this, and her friends have often noted the way I still act with her. ;-)
     
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    Oh heck... it's a holiday on this side of the pond, and I had to get up early to help stuff the huge turkey. Here's another one of my favorites.

    Tumblr_l_2796872769101591.jpg
     
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    We are at that stage ..I'm just waiting for her to decide its permanent
     
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    Isn't "bulging in all the wrong places" part of why so many of y'all beg your wives for participation in your "middle aged" lock ups? Wtf. :confused:
     
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    I don’t know if this is funny or just rude. :confused:

    “Middle aged” men look hotter and cook better…
     
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    Than you?
     
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    Haha :p. Yes, a lot do. Johnny Depp. He’s my guy, if I think of any man whilst my wife pounds me with her strapon then he’s the one!
     
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    :p
     
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    i like him as well.
     
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    I normally wouldn’t find her attractive at all but being locked for lengthy periods has changed my perspective. :+1:
     
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    My Lady goes with something close to No1
    1) in that I will remain locked
    2) I will get used to not having orgasms

    it is working for us
     
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    What is it about large breasts .. I think it some ancient gene thing to do with procreation of the species
    I find that like most guys I do look at large breasts
    I just don't really get why when if I were to describe my idea of a perfect figure it would be 5ft or less and petite maybe C cup at the most
     
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    It looks like his fantasy might have changed to

    being UNlocked by cruel Mistress
     
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    I don't think feeling controlled (and wanting to be) is emasculating at all
     
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    I have come to that revelation for myself too though as with most things denial related it has never been confirmed
     
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    that is most assuredly true
    admit it to ourselves or not guys there are times when we all allow ourselves to have our thinking very much influenced and even over-ridden by out libido
     
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    This is an awesome caption, would love to see it on some other pics though
     
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    I've had it on a couple of other ones. This woman is particularly "mature".
     
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