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    "Knowing you're jealous makes it hotter for me."

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    So I finally made one because my KH keeps telling me I don’t have to worry about the “upgrade” as She calls it. IMG_0362.jpeg
     
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    Is this your actual wife? As that ass is glorious!
     
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    Not actually us. Although Her ass is glorious. I used to love sliding into it, now, if I am to believe Her I will never feel anything more than my steel cage again.
     
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    When a sr director at your job asks how long you are locked up for on your first day of work

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    One of my horny hobbies is making memes to communicate with my wife. Recently we were setting up ground rules for what a week looks like and a release schedule. I had kind of put myself in probation and just shot for 5 weeks. Our anniversary was around 3 weeks out and she assume we'd release. Then I said my bday is a couple weeks away - maybe I should wait as there was a wedding that weekend with her and I in a hotel with no kids etc. Anyway, so we got past that period and were establishing goals.

    I had gone to 3 weeks many times before but only a few times did I push my personal limits. It became clear to me that as time goes on I get exponentially submissive and exponentially horny. There are so many thresholds crossed starting with the click, then days, then weeks ... different emotions crossed etc. Sure I guess I want to have sex more and want to released, but I really love basking in the hormone bath of chasing my wife constantly and worshiping her. However, as time goes on, my wife will remain interested as time goes on and me become mildly more interested in my attention I throw at her or kinks, so I threw it to her to decide after some period to have to make a commitment each week thereafter. Mind you my kinks are still pretty much one sided - wanting to go down on her more, wanting to use toys on her more, wanting to give her more foot or body massages. Not a huge ask on her side although I totally respect that if she isn't in the mood, sex is off.

    So anyway, the memes above ... I had just finished this conversation with her - that I am willing to last longer but I will be more submissive / horny and needing to worship her more. So I pitched a few things we should do each week to stay on track and suggested 2 weeks as a default window being locked up to be reviewed each time as to whether to have me let off steam (maybe she has a busy stressful week coming up etc) or whether I should go longer. So I started with 2 weeks and her knee-jerk reaction without thought was "you think it should be that often" ... and I was like "that often!!!???" and we both laughed and then got a warm buzz through my body knowing that we're getting there and things are working. I then created the wolf of wall street memes. (A movie we have watched together and laughed so much together dozens of times). I also reminded her that when I'm not locked up, I'm jerking off 4-5x / week. Sigh. Anyway ... hope you guys like the memes I recently shared with my wife.
     
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    Now that he’s finished his chores, let’s take him for a walk ladies!
     
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