Should we talk Elon Musk in to being chaste?

If you are following the Gamestop, AMC stock drama you will notice how influential a single tweet from the right person can be. It gives hope to all of you wishing for chastity or FLR to become mainstream. It only takes a single spark. It could be a match made in heaven and he wouldn't even have to wear it himself. He could attach a large chastity device to the top of one of his rockets before launching new satellites in to orbit.

 

Yes or like how people brag about running half marathons and such. Would be a great way to raise money for charity. Sponsor Lazlo's jailbird like you would for someone at a marathon. You would be cheered on as you walk by to the clicking of your lock hitting the device.

 

It has been amazing to watch for so many reasons. He doesn’t even need to tweet specifically, sometimes it is just in code. He sends out random thoughts about Loki and people can make the connection. Loki=new upcoming movie=amc theatres= I believe in the stock and the stock jumps up. If we are ever going to make systemic changes in our society it won’t be through legislation or politics, it will be due to people like him making it happen. Whether it be battery technology, cars, utilities, space exploration, or currency.

 

Why does he talk about dogecoin so much though? If he is invested in bitcoin.

 

Brilliant! A cage free chip system for chastity. Takes out the general shame and embarrassment when around vanilla audiences while making it more fun and efficient for the key holder. It completely eliminates the need for maintenance and issues that arise with wearing a device.

 

We are heading in that direction it seems. Where A.I. can control your body. Definitely will see something along the lines of doctors being able to use apps to determine your blood pressure and pulse, why not your penis. They kinda sorta have a more mechanical version of this. For men with ED, they have a pump that is installed in your scrotum where if you want an erection, you squeeze your testicles and it sends an electronic pulse to help you achieve one. You never know with Elon. He takes bold left turns that nobody ever expects. I can only imagine the commercial ads on YouTube for such a chip device. A woman holding her phone to the sound of Mozart making penises go up and down like the conductor of an orchestra. Da da da da da *boing* *boing**boing**boing*

 

I know that Elon finds roundabout ways of manipulating the market for a couple of reasons. Hedge funds had bet heavily against Tesla to fail a while back and he still carries a grudge about them trying to profit off of running Tesla to the ground. Maybe him fooling around in the market is also just the scientist in him seeing where the boundaries are and how far he can go. I still can’t quite understand the point of cryptocurrency and Bitcoin. I always thought that money was meaningless and not backed up by anything. That the only reason for it being the standard for trade is that governments back it up and give it meaning. If Bitcoin becomes the standard won’t it just be taxed and regulated by the federal reserves of countries?