Questions, questions, questions!!

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  1. MasterG63
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    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered

    rape or shoplifting?


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    Can you cry under water?


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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you

    were buried in for eternity?


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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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    What disease did cured ham actually have?


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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it

    would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies

    wake up like every two hours?


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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

    binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

    They're going to see you naked anyway.


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    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

    They're both dogs!


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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

    what is baby oil made from?


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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,

    but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,

    but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


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    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
     
  2. Mistress Michelle
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    Mistress Michelle Magical Mistress

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    LMAO You crack Me up!!!!

    Mistress Michelle
     
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    If you would like me up your crack.....

    :tongue::crossedlips:

    xx
     
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    Thanks, I needed a good laugh !

    Kinkish1
     
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    Master G,
    I'm reading these to my adolescent granddaughters. If they only knew what website Grandpa was reading them from, would they still be laughing?:)
     
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