Little extracts from my boring chastity life…

Well that’s an odd one. As Sod’s Law and Murphy’s law to me are very similar. I’d say, (and some would disagree perhaps, but such is the beauty of language) that Murphys law would be born out of actions of stupidity, where as Sod’s Law was something more of an occurrence that happens irrespective of your own actions.
That’s more my interpretation as there is a long standing stereotype of the Irish being stupid. Unfair I would say. But with Murphy being an Irish name that’s when I’d use that one…
To call someone a sod, well I’ve only ever heard my mum use that phrase and that’s basically when someone has done something to upset her. Like she’ll call the dog a sod if he steps on her toes (he’s a big dog!) or knocked over his water bowl.

Firstly, I imagine people would actually have to read my posts before they actually labelled them as fantasy. Turns out unless you’re female, or a writing to extremes your readers switch off. I’m ok with that as I write these for my own amusement as much as anyone else’s.
I can honestly say they are 100% real.
If there are parts that are not genuine it would be the parts that are left out. The uninteresting parts. Like in between telling me we’d have ‘fun on new years Eve’ and telling me what that actually was I went to the bathroom. Cleaned my messy cage. Put my dressing gown in the wash. Got some different clothes on and got under the covers… just don’t feel those parts need adding .

There are parts that others may find unbelievable I understand that, I was telling a colleague at work how I do all the ironing and cooking and cleaning. I found myself wondering whether she’d even believe that herself… so I ended up telling her it was just because it wouldn’t be done if I didn’t do it. Which I didn’t like as it makes my wife sound lazy which isn’t the case… but was easier than explaining how our relationship has improved through caging my penis!

Oh, I could write for hours on court appearances and difficulties on that front. My wife and her ex actually keep the regulation of custody between them relatively amicable, which is why he can take the piss to some degree. It’s not the same with me and my ex-partner, she’s vindictive. One of the main reasons I’m so accepting and more comfortable in chastity is because of what I went through on that. After 5 years of going through courts, battling to see my children, Social service involvement, psychological analysis (which tells us she’s not mentally fit to manage the situation) etc… I’d finally decided that the only way this would stop would be for the children to reside with me. That didn’t go down well with my Ex and in turn she reported me to the police for rape! Every little detail of a relationship I could barely remember was scrutinised. You don’t exactly get the details of the accusations until further down the line but turns out it was far more extreme than just her doing it for my benefit even though she didn’t want to… so that’s more detail than I normally go into but I didn’t ever want to be in that position again, and so am far more happy to be in a position whereby we are only having intercourse if my wife has chosen to do so. It wasn’t the reason per se we tried it but it’s a major benefit to me.
As it turns out chastity can be a whole lot of fun too!

I actually believe that she didn’t know. She’s only been off the pill for the last 4 months or so… I’m not exactly sure how many cycles in truth but after most of her adult life having these controlled by birth control I can believe she doesn’t know her body as well as most women would…
I do know she took great amusement in telling me. I think she saw the funny side and really enjoyed the situation. She’s actually quite caring beneath her manly, non-cuddly, non-loving, never let anyone see you cry exterior. She’ll probably treat me in some way regardless of the situation. If she’s in the mood to that is. She can be pretty snappy at the wrong time of the month… she only gets angrier when she’s hungry!

 

Ok, I’m somewhat astounded that my boring little chastity life has become something worthwhile sharing, even if this is just because other a find amusement in my current predicament. You never know, your next orgasm she could take you by surprise and put into practice some of the principles you have explained!

I like the confusion that chastity can create without full understanding, trying to get her head around the use of condoms and naturally forgetting that normal couples outside of chastity would need them. It makes you realise how strange a situation I am currently in.

I’m still not sure whether she fully expected her period or not. Last night we had some fun and she eluded to the fact that it wouldn’t be substantial as she didn’t want to ‘ruin my full orgasm’. So it might just be in the cards.

Only 4 days from my last ruin she had me out for more of the same. A blowjob… ruined… followed by a handjob… tantalisingly close, but ruined!
Eventually, we started a having a chat about things we hadn’t done in a while or at all.
Side story: with all the house decorating we’ve been doing I’ve spent some of my money I was saving for something special. She offered to pay it back… or I could have something special as way of reward. We actually share finances pretty much 100% so I think this is her sign of her appreciation for the work I’ve put in. Anyway.
So the conversation eventually turned silly, her suggesting we’d never put a beer can in my butt (we were pretty drunk after spending most of the evening working on my sons bedroom)… this turned into pouring beer into me. Which I explained was dangerous. After a conversation about vodka in the eyeball, she concluded she’d have to just put semen in my butt. I don’t have the details but think 2023 is going to start off weird!!

 

Entry 33:
197 days since 24 hour release
PIV: 5
Ruined orgasms: 12
Anal orgasms: 4
Full orgasms: 0

The End

New year, new journal.

Decided to get serious about my numbers as they were only really ever an after-thought, and add-on to my journal.
I’ve been considering the aspects that matter to me and I’ve decided to go with:

Ruins:
The total number of times my wife has instigated the release of semen without an orgasm in 2023. Including in this caged orgasms; they feel different to ruins outside of the cage but with the pain and lack of enjoyment I consider these in the same vain.

P-spot orgasms
The number of occurrences I have ejaculated from anal stimulation only.

Time out of cage
The total amount of time I’ve been out of the cage. Ok, this will be a rough guesstimate.…. I hope no one expects me to get the stopwatch out. I’m intrigued how long it will be come the end of the year.

Time in vagina
Really want to think of a better name for this. As with release time it will be a guesstimate. It won’t include any time I’m covered in Emla or delay cream etc. Purely skin to skin intercourse.

Total number of full orgasms
I’m assuming this number will be Zero but my wife has a habit to surprise. We shall see.

Last full orgasm
Date of last orgasm. Clues in the title. Currently 19th June 2022.

If anyone has any ideas about other things I could track (without taking the fun out of things) I’m open to ideas.
Looking forward to having some more adventures to document.

 

Coming soon….

 

That might be a good call. They are different entities entirely I guess.

I think that’s where it becomes difficult. When I was tracking PIV there was times I forgot. I know that sounds ridiculous, but it’s the entry without cream that I hold in a higher regard. If I was tracking erections I’d be thinking ‘it’s gone down now… oh, it’s back up, is that two?’ And that takes the fun away a little. Like, after I can recall how long I’ve been out but how many times my little guy popped up and said hello? I’m not so sure without conscious effort at the time.

 

The story continues…

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