I have a little problem It’s been with me all my life It works ok, but sadly Does nothing for my wife She said it didn’t please her The way that she desired It’s half the size it should be I can’t argue it’s retired I do my best to make her happy In lots of other ways Giving attention to her needs Loving unconditionally really pays! She came home with a parcel For me the other day I opened it with wonder Then groaned with my dismay It’s a chastity cage I cried My face full of disbelief ‘You know it’s for the best my love From now on you get no relief!’ ‘You will not have to worry About being good enough for me Your tongue and fingers, my toys too Will completely satisfy, you see’ ‘I do not want another darling It is only you I love To pamper me forever Your cage fitting like a glove’ ‘Your desire and frustration Directed always to loving me Taking me higher and higher It is how it should be!’ ‘And so your little problem Will no longer bother us We will both be happy So stop making so much fuss!’