I was listening to some of the songs that I've never heard before as I'm dubbing off CD's onto MP3 Files to play on USB "thumb" drives in my car. I found this song today and thought it would be a good start to a thread on songs that might be relevant for men in FLR's. Feel free to add others as you know them. The Pants: Brad Paisley 1. Thirty-six, thirty-two Boot cut, with a skull ring Grease-stains, bleach spots And a hole in the knee You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders And she'll just have to realize You'll do as you damn well please Refrain: You wear the pants Buddy, good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants It's who wears the skirt 2. In the top drawer of her dresser There's some panties Go try on that purple pair With the lacy frill With your big old thighs, I bet you can't get in 'em And with that attitude of yours Hell, I bet you never will Refrain: :But you wear the pants Buddy, good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants It's who wears the skirt (And good luck) Bridge. A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 A little thing like her can barely lift the bar Just wait until that woman has a headache And she sits there with her legs crossed We'll see how strong you are Refrain: You wear the pants And buddy, good for you We're so impressed (Whoopty-doo) You'll soon find out That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants It's who wears the skirt you wear the pants (It's who wears the skirt) Link to Youtube Video from the singer's channel Brad Paisley - American Country Singer/Song Writer "The Pants"
Many singers exude a sexuality that builds their audience into an aroused frenzy. Here is one example. This song also fits the category of a FLR anthem...on topic. Especially the chorus. Shania Twain "Honey, I'm Home." A HUGE hit for her. The Official Music Video