B, I'm not sure spam can be folded. However, I can imagine it might be scrunched if it were battered.
If you shaved it thinly enough you might be able to fold it over (though trying to put a crease in it will cause it to "snap")...
hjk, I do believe you're right. Oliver could you please come back now and sort your thread out before it turns into spam.......
Thank you everyone who expressed an opinion and offered a comment,it was very helpful even through it was on only a bit of daft fun. However I think i will give the spam a miss and stick with traditional