A few weeks ago, I asked about buying a hundred cylinder magic keys for cheap for a chastity game. I would have a bunch of keys dumped out in front of me and I had to find the right one with limited chances. There was no cheap way to do this. Even buying a used padlock and a lot of older keys was cost-prohibitive. The shipping charges alone were awful. So I came up with this: A phrase padlock with a plastic key case. The padlock cost around $10. The case is a Tic-tac box that I cleaned the label off of and drilled. This was our anniversary game. She programmed the phrase and gave me a list of words to guess from. I had five chances. It was really fun. Watching her enter the code and tug at the lock was so hot. Plus, since my wife is forgetful, the Tic-tac case could be broken in an emergency and the lock can be reset with a little help from YouTube. It’s perfect for us. We actually did have a quasi-emergency. I did guess the phrase correctly, but the lock wouldn’t open. My wife didn’t tell me though. It didn’t work, so I didn’t get unlocked. I found out the issue the next morning. We didn’t have to break the case though, because it turned out she programmed the phrase on the opposite side of the lock — not where the white horizontal markers were. So it was even hotter — double-denied!!! — and I still wasn’t in any real danger.