Comments on Profile Post by Miss Bella

So thank you, chastletes and chaste-aspiring folk for not being the genocidal maniacs that you all have the potential of being!

This means saving your sperm is saving the planet. Who knew?

So many civilizations destroyed in a lifetime

Although I'd LOVE to actually be this clever, the full and way too long to post in a status quote is from the late great comedian Bill Hicks.... it goes as follows:

“Did you know that when [a person] comes, he comes 200 million sperm? And you're trying to tell me that your child is special because one out of 200 million -- that load! we're talking one load! -- connected.....

Gee, what are the fucking odds? 200 million; you know what that means? I have wiped civilizations off my chest with a gray gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel! That is special.

And I want you to remember that, you two egg-carrying beings out there, with that holier-than-thou "we have the gift of life" attitude. I've tossed universes...in my underpants...while napping! Boom! A milky way shoots into my jockey shorts, "aaaah whats for fuckin' breakfast?"

The entire continent of Atlantis, wiped off the map just like that...

please Mistress don't ever let that go to waste. you should have a boy there to clean up everything the proper way

@trained husband absolutely, agree completely with your thought… Also, serves you very well as an example of the quality of your Trainer IMO