How do we measure up?

the odd tease · Jan 3, 2014

Pup,
Thanks! That was just the chart I was trying to re-find! Of course in my caged state, I'm well outside of this new chart's "enjoyable" zone as well---much to the mirth and intent of my KH!

the odd tease · Jan 3, 2014

OK, since we're on a roll, look up the virtual penis website called "thevisualiser" if you want a comment or two on where one's schlong compares to others...

lockeddue2perv · Jan 4, 2014

In my experience, size has very little to do with chastity. I am 8" erect and moderately thick. Doesnt stop me from being a locked sissy to my wife. Submission is more mental than physical

Mistress B · Jan 4, 2014

PUP said: ↑

Just in case we all started feeling too good about our penis sizes, here are '85 penis facts'......

If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.
Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.
The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
Women care about the size of flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.
Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.
What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...
forty percent stay with a man for his money...
forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!
...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
Women find small penises frustrating.
Women find small penises annoying.
Women find small penises boring.
Women find small penises embarrassing.
Women look for bulge when meeting men.
Women look up to men with big penises.
Women find big penises impressive.
Women consider men with big penises more masculine.
Men with big penises are more self secure.
Women prefer men who are self secure.
Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.
Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.
Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.
Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.
Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.
Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
Most women are sexually very active with different partners b/w age of 17 and 21.
Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.
Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.
Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has big penis.
If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.
If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.
Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.
If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
Most vaginas prefer thick penises.
Most penises prefer tight vaginas.
If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.
Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.
Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.
Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
Men with small penises masturbate more often.
Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

Not sure how scientific this list is but it sure put me back in my place!
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Utter rubbish.

paulasissygurl · Jan 4, 2014

PUP said: ↑

Just in case we all started feeling too good about our penis sizes, here are '85 penis facts'......

If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.
Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.
The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
Women care about the size of flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.
Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.
What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...
forty percent stay with a man for his money...
forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!
...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
Women find small penises frustrating.
Women find small penises annoying.
Women find small penises boring.
Women find small penises embarrassing.
Women look for bulge when meeting men.
Women look up to men with big penises.
Women find big penises impressive.
Women consider men with big penises more masculine.
Men with big penises are more self secure.
Women prefer men who are self secure.
Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.
Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.
Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.
Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.
Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.
Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
Most women are sexually very active with different partners b/w age of 17 and 21.
Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.
Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.
Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has big penis.
If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.
If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.
Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.
If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
Most vaginas prefer thick penises.
Most penises prefer tight vaginas.
If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.
Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.
Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.
Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
Men with small penises masturbate more often.
Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

Not sure how scientific this list is but it sure put me back in my place!
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WOWW

PUP · Jan 4, 2014

@the odd tease love the site http://www.thevisualiser.net I now know that Mr Average is not only 12% longer than me but also 23% bigger by volume!

@Mistress B I agree I don't believe the list scientific or truthful and the word "facts" is used very loosely. It was just intended as a bit of fun mixed with some SPH. And there aren't even 85 "facts" there!

the odd tease · Jan 4, 2014

Too true, I counted 6.75 facts, 7 rumors, and 3 'witticisms'

Cockless · Jan 4, 2014

I'm B, border A. My KH still thinks I am HUGE.
If we ever practice actual cuckolding it would be because her desire for a smaller cock.

PUP · Jan 4, 2014

Wow locked butler that is a new one but I totally get that! To big of a tool can also be an issue for some women. It's horses for courses again.

What a reason to be cuckolded! So she could enjoy a good fucking with a reasonable sized dick. Awesome lol

MistressBitch · Jan 4, 2014

PUP said: ↑

Just in case we all started feeling too good about our penis sizes, here are '85 penis facts'......

If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.
Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.
The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
Women care about the size of flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.
Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.
What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...
forty percent stay with a man for his money...
forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!
...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
Women find small penises frustrating.
Women find small penises annoying.
Women find small penises boring.
Women find small penises embarrassing.
Women look for bulge when meeting men.
Women look up to men with big penises.
Women find big penises impressive.
Women consider men with big penises more masculine.
Men with big penises are more self secure.
Women prefer men who are self secure.
Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.
Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.
Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.
Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.
Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.
Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
Most women are sexually very active with different partners b/w age of 17 and 21.
Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.
Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.
Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has big penis.
If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.
If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.
Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.
If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
Most vaginas prefer thick penises.
Most penises prefer tight vaginas.
If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.
Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.
Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.
Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
Men with small penises masturbate more often.
Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

Not sure how scientific this list is but it sure put me back in my place!
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interesting set of point, but I have to say I disagree with a fair few of them

MistressBitch · Jan 4, 2014

Incidentally, I'm average sized woman (ok, bit taller than average) with larger than average sized male. I don't achieve climax purely by penetration, but I am more than satisfied with the size of my partners penis, and what's more, usually he can make me climax as many times as he wants to. Too long a penis in my humble opinion is a waste. If you cant get it all into her, what's the point. My other point that I would like to make, is that I have spent the last 10 years or so telling my fella that he is a big boy, and I swear he thought I was simply trying to flatter him. I was NOT, and now he is having trouble getting a device large enough to fit, he finally seems to believe me. I have never lied about how many partners I have slept with, I don't see the point, I have always, however been choosy as to who I sleep with, hence there have been a relative few. I also disagree that men with small penises masturbate more than they have sex, like I said before, my man has always (since I've been with him) been larger than average, but it now transpires that he was masturbating more than we were having sex, hence his chastity. It certainly hasn't got bigger since he stopped masturbating, its just generally easier to get it erect. If your woman is only interested in the size of your penis, (right from the start) I would suggest that you get another woman, chances are, the other thing she is interested in is the size of your bank balance. I am now obsessed with my partners penis, but that is since he has been chaste, and that is also following a 10 year long relationship. I wouldn't consider dumping him nor have I ever considered dumping any other fella just because the size of their penis. Oh and one point that I didn't see in your list, if you want to do ONE thing to improve your penis and how you use it and how it looks, then get a Prince Albert piercing done. It is seriously the best thing that any partner of mine has ever done. Just saying ....

Pillowbiter · Jan 4, 2014

I am 1 inch soft. And 2 inch hard, And more like limp. Very small. We have a cb6000s and do not even use spacers because I would fall out. It is a clitty, I rub it like a girl to get off, Circler motion, Wife/mistress showed me how. its really useless. I have not been in a woman in over 20 years. Even my Fleshlight is useless. I am a girl.

PUP · Jan 4, 2014

Just to clarify MistressBitch it is not my list nor my views, merely a list I found on the internet. As for Prince Albert's I agree with you they look great!

Lustleigh Cleave · Jan 4, 2014

My first serious g/f thought my willie was HUGE when she first saw me naked and erect. I am was a D according to the classification at the start of this trail of self-doubt or boasting... She wondered if I 'would fit inside', and we had a lot of regular fun finding out in all manner of venues.

Subsequently I have had g/fs with love tunnels that gave no feeling to my willie, bit like opening a window to f*ck the world; or else needed a lot of very careful and gentle staged entry to achieve any form of intimate coupling. A lady with whom vigorous love making was extremely difficult. So we settled for lying close coupled and enjoying the tender embrace without too much thrusting.

Of the two the latter was the ideal as she chose to masturbate and orgasm then couple without needing much activity from myself, so a matching puss is far more important than a cock a wide as the lady's forearm...

Since then I have never asked if 'IT' is big enough, although several g/f have asked about their boob size and my satisfaction with them... All I can say is I use the maxim A-cups for fun D-cups for scenery.

I have met several guys for social cock play and masturbation over the years and have not really been phased by those I have met be they 4" or 8" they all work the same although for oral pleasure I have always found the smaller willie to be preferable.

Now in mid-life, my willie is no-longer regularly exercised and has settled back to an E according to the chart, but as I do not have intercourse with my life partner, (for a period going back some 20 years) it is of no consequence how large, small, ideal or inadequate it might be... Being a self locker I'm not really fussed by it's less that adequate achievement. All I do know is that when I have been socially naked, which I have been on and off over the past 40 years I have never had any issue with 'interesting' the ladies.

So clearly size is not really the issue many seem to think it should be.

SteveM · Jan 4, 2014

Mistress B said: ↑

Utter rubbish.
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I agree. If anyone is going to quote something as a reference, they should include the source. I have read a lot of sexual related stuff in my lifetime to know that most of it is non scientific and has an agenda such as creating good sounding headlines. I have never met a woman in 40+ years that ever said anything about the penis size of previous lovers or husbands. It was mostly about how boring or inconsiderate they were.

On the other hand, after being married to a woman who never had children, I have found some women so stretched out that I could hardly feel them. Perhaps those kind of women need a large penis which is understandable. I love big breasts and butts and yet I have been happily married to a woman that has neither.

PUP · Jan 4, 2014

@SteveM here is a website with this list of "facts" http://mdgila.blogspot.co.uk/2006/12/85-penis-size-facts-adult-only.html I'd like to reiterate I am not the author nor do I agree with said list I just put it out there. Also I don't believe this person to be the author either as a quick google search for "85 penis facts" reveals various different pages with the list.

SteveM · Jan 4, 2014

PUP said: ↑

@SteveM here is a website with this list of "facts" http://mdgila.blogspot.co.uk/2006/12/85-penis-size-facts-adult-only.html I'd like to reiterate I am not the author nor do I agree with said list I just put it out there. Also I don't believe this person to be the author either as a quick google search for "85 penis facts" reveals various different pages with the list.
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I understand but the internet is filled with so many "facts" that seem to become facts because they are repeated often enough that people start believing them. When I read something like below, which was in the blog you referenced, I cannot take it seriously and personally would not repeat it. That is just me though as I am very sensitive to how much misinformation is on the internet since information is my profession. Not commenting on you, just the information you presented. The small blurb below would have been enough to make me dismiss the entire blog post as garbage.

"If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. "

Really??? Any reason why you find penis size interesting? I never gave it a thought as I left every woman I was with, happy.

Mistress B · Jan 5, 2014

SteveM said: ↑

On the other hand, after being married to a woman who never had children, I have found some women so stretched out that I could hardly feel them.
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Hence the popularity of C-section births.

the odd tease · Jan 11, 2014

We few, we happy few, we band of dick measurers...

07spider123 · Jan 13, 2014

I'm very satisfying

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