Discussion in 'Games' started by latexbound, Jul 28, 2018.
spent a penny
soaking the stage
Her pee smelled
Of pink roses
which surprised her
Superior nasal passages
and the punters
Decided they wanted
her to wear
flame-retardant dungarees because
when she released
a fart it
exploded like fireworks
across the sky
unleashing aromas of
parsley, sage, rosemary
and other spices
that are flammable
And of course
singe your nosehairs
if sniffed injudiciously
They banned Cher
from singing "Believe"
because we don't
like auto-tune. Tone-deaf