Mrs Chaste and myself were watching a TV programme the other day and one of the people in it was a born again Christian. Mrs Chaste gave a little giggle and said "he's a bit like you, except your a born again virgin." "Yes but a virgin is someone who's never had sex" I pointed out. "That's where the born again bit comes in!" She said, with another giggle and raised eyebrows. "You wouldn't really." "Hmm, wouldn't I?" Now that's got me worried.