So not PHYSICALLY satisfying, but I guess it must feel pretty intense to be so deeply humiliated with so little effort or attention on her part.
So was it not satisfying at all? How does she ruin it?
Three species of bat have perished.
But you have significantly accelerated the process with your sloppiness
Has it never occurred to you that the deterioration of proper language construction is part and parcel of the inexorable deterioration of the...
Yeah one of my ex wives used to like saying that
That’s what I have, it’s a Glans Armour 2.
Yeah but my thing was serious. It’s what I do and it seems to work
Been. Longest time you have BEEN orgasm free.
I apologise for being very dim here… what is this 3 month thing? Obviously something more than just being locked for 3 months cos loads of people...
Also every few days dip the whole thing, cock and cage, for a soak in neat dettol (US Lysol) before showering. It stings, so you can tell it’s...
“Miss! Miss! @Muppet and @Mr_anonymous are being silly, Miss! Can I collect the pencils for you Miss? Please Miss?”
I never much liked the muppets. I liked them on Sesame Street well enough, but once they had a stand alone show it was like pre-shelled pistachios...
If that’s what you want. But it’s the precise opposite of what you suggested previously. You’re a rum sort of cove.