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    WhatThe****IsThatLongButtonAtTheBottomOfMyKeyboardFor?? It takes up so much ****ing space!!!!!

    WhatThe****IsThatLongButtonAtTheBottomOfMyKeyboardFor?? It takes up so much ****ing space!!!!!
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 29, 2017
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    Got stopped by the police on my way home. "Any idea why I followed you Sir"? he asked. "Because...

    Got stopped by the police on my way home. "Any idea why I followed you Sir"? he asked. "Because my tweets are funny"??
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 26, 2017
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    I went to the sperm bank earlier. The lady asked if I wanted to masturbate in the cup. I said...

    I went to the sperm bank earlier. The lady asked if I wanted to masturbate in the cup. I said "I'm good, but not ready for competition yet"
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 22, 2017
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    Just saw a sign in the bookies' window. OPEN SUNDAY 11-2. I took that bet, they're open every...

    Just saw a sign in the bookies' window. OPEN SUNDAY 11-2. I took that bet, they're open every Sunday.
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 21, 2017
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    AT LAST!!!! the wife has agreed to having some good hard ANAL sex!! What the **** is a strap-on?

    AT LAST!!!! the wife has agreed to having some good hard ANAL sex!! What the **** is a strap-on?
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 14, 2017
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    I have finally conkered my fear of horse chestnuts.

    I have finally conkered my fear of horse chestnuts.
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 12, 2017
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    Insomnia, the bane of my life. Never mind, only two more sleeps till Xmas

    Insomnia, the bane of my life. Never mind, only two more sleeps till Xmas
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 11, 2017
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    Its lucky sexual innuendo isn't a crime or is be going down.

    Its lucky sexual innuendo isn't a crime or is be going down.
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 10, 2017
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    Word game (archive)

    Fireworks
    Post by: LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 9, 2017 in forum: Games
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    Word game (archive)

    Marijuana
    Post by: LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 9, 2017 in forum: Games
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    I accidentally swallowed some scrabble letters.....

    My local booze has announced a £500 prize for the best Halloween costume at this year's party. My wife won last year. She wasn't happy. She'd...
    Post by: LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 9, 2017 in forum: Off topic discussions
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    Does it matter if you haven't seen the first 2048 Bladerunner films?

    Does it matter if you haven't seen the first 2048 Bladerunner films?
    Status Update by LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 9, 2017
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    I accidentally swallowed some scrabble letters.....

    My wife said "You're naked and covered in oil and glitter. WHY"? "You said I never glisten" I replied "LISTEN!!! I said you never LISTEN"
    Post by: LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 8, 2017 in forum: Off topic discussions
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    I accidentally swallowed some scrabble letters.....

    Me "What happens if a condom tears"? Dad "Look in the mirror"
    Post by: LittleAndLockedJames, Oct 8, 2017 in forum: Off topic discussions
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