Fat Cock Splint: Review

Thank you so much for such a great review, with links and photos! Awesome!

I'm wondering if the delay spray and condom trick might help reduce pleasure? It's something I will bear in mind.

It will be interesting to see if we have the same problems. I don't think ours is the fat version, it's the smaller one, but that won't make any difference for the person wearing it.

Now I suppose I have to go drag mine out of the box for comparison don't I?!

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Yep, great review. I've been holding back on one of these, waiting to see some thoughts. I know it doesn't seem like and expensive toy, but once you ship it to Australia and go through the exchange rate of the Australian Rouble to pounds, it's not cheap here. I have a cheap cyberskin one, but it's terrible.. it's just a sheath and there is no ball strap, so pretty much it just falls off and doesn't please anyone. I had vague hopes that these would offer a better experience, but I'm also uncircumcised, so I suppose I'd have similar problems.

Thanks again.

 

Love the disclaimer!! Thanks for the review

 

We have the same or very similar splint/extender to the one that valsboy reviewed, except ours is glow-in-the-dark instead of black.

I agree with most of what he posted, except for the pumping aspect. Then again, I am circumcised, so there may be something to that argument. My Goddess likes it, but we obviously have to warm her up quite a bit first, and go slowly due to its sheer girth. She likes it but it's definitely not an everyday toy.

We also have the 'Two Inch Veinzy Extender' from the same place. It's similarly constructed, but it's a little narrower, longer and has a closed end. I like this one a little better. Since it's closed, you don't slide around inside quite as much due to the suction and therefore there's not quite as much stimulation inside. The veins and crown give plenty of stimulation outside. Goddess likes this because it fills her up without overdoing it like with the one above.

We got ours from the Big Sex Toy Store:
http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=TSX-1040
http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=TSX-1021

They also have a closed-end version of the first one that's just slightly larger (2.75" instead of 2.5"):
http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=TSX-1098

 

Thanks for that stealth.
I've been looking at the closed end ones and wondering how much stimulation you would get.

I get really worked up at the idea of giving my G/f a good seeing to and really satisfying her, but with me staying frustrated.
We tried a strap on with me locked in my CB6000 once, but it wasn't very successful. The strap on was quite a cheap one and took a while to get comfortable over my CB. Plus, it was just too big for her.

She's not too struck with the whole chastity thing, mainly because she doesn't like the look of me all squashed up in there and also because of the hygiene issues. She's said she wouldn't mind if I tried a better quality, steel design which I'll probably start saving up for when we move in together next year.

We have had a few bondage/T&D scenes which have been pretty mind blowing.

I've told her that I'd love to be tied up and teased out of my mind, before being placed into the cock splint and her riding it, while kissing me, rubbing her tits in my face etc.. I imagine it to be the most delicious torture.

Do you think if you were sufficiently worked up, you'd be able to cum while inside the splint?

I hope not. A bit more detail would be great, when you get the time.

 

The full sheath / splint such as you have makes it very difficult (near impossible) for the male to climax unless your getting some serious external stimulation like from a big vibe *Like a Hitachi Magic Wand. And btw having your SO grab onto the sheath and Buzz you to orgasm IS A M A Z I N G......

Dear M.W. P l e a s e do drag it out of the box!!! It truly turns whoever wears it into a pleasure machine.

I read the review of the half (fat) splint. That seems to have several serious issues. One its too easy for the male to orgasm and two this air biz? We never had that problem with the one we have that covers the entire penis. Plus I think a little added length (if not too crazy long) is nice and makes some positions a lot more pleasureable (or possible - depending on how well or not that the male is endowed)

 

Its pretty powerful to take yourself and your orgasm out of the equation even if its just for a short time. I honestly think you will learn better how to really "fuck."

My strongest advise is to spend money on a quality dildo. Silicone is 1000x better then all the cheap crap thats sold. You want a dildo that "feels" right not hard, not plastic, not made of some mystery rubber that smells like a chemical lab.

You don't even need to be locked up to use a strapon. Just tuck yourself behind the base of the dildo and go for it.

Size is always a big question. Girth is (my SO says) where its at. Long ones just bash the hell out of her cervix and she said thats not sexy, not good at all. Just O U C H !

An average penis is 5 to 6 inches in length. Add a touch because some of it is lost with the harness.

Combine your humping skills with a properly placed Vibe and you will have a winning combo for making your GFs day!

 

Hey!
Thanks for that Jimi!
Scuse me while I kiss the sky!

 

I looked at the links and this is similar to the one I mentioned earlier as the "horse cock" device. If the damned thing wasn't made of that weird mystery rubber that smelled so strong (Chemical) and gave us both a burning sensation we would be using it on a regular basis. I admit being frankly astonished that Mrs Jimi could even take this monster but she did. Very hot! I liked the way it attaches as well. It takes some effort to get the testicles into the harness but its a pretty erotic scheme *If you ask me.

We tried covering it with a condom which helped her avoid the burning sensations but I felt like I had a UTI after using it so I tossed it into the trash.

Ours btw was a bright red. Maybe these are made of some other material? They say PVC which to me might be the same junk?

http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=TSX-1021

One thing about the ones that M.W. listed links to is that they have a smooth one. "Veins" are great when the dildo is silicone. When they are hard its too rough for Mrs Jimi.

 

Here is a link to a US company that sells a similar cock splint / penile sheath. They have a smooth one that looks pretty hot.

http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D042.html?id=9TTzos22

 

Here's my review of the Medium Fat Cock Splint.