Tired. Just a bigger excuse to neglect my chores for miss priss my siss <3
always bossy. . . making my dad take me shopping. Yes my REAL dad. No its not like that. Daddys urban princess with power <3
brainstorming ways to humiliate my sissy while my parents are in town visiting us. . .
playing with your bits all day can lead to the device coming loose or falling off. 1.) You should know better ;) 2.) A wank is NEVER better or...
"I'm not one to kiss and tell, but i had an affair with a speak and spell"
endives are gross. glad have a sissy for junk food runs!
Its been years since ive had wine. Hope it doesnt get me in trouble ;)
"Why do all these 'Hookers' crochet?" XD
one of those days where im so sore, i dont know that having only ONE sissy around will do the trick tonight :/
I told the cleaning lady to save the toilet for you to clean ;)