Since I don't wanna spend money on stocking and stealing from my sisters or mom is creepy, I'm asking around for other material ideas. Anyone know of anything that can get you in instead?
A member here once told me about the hoover method. I'm sorry but I am unable to recommend it as I've never had the chance to test it on anyone. Oh by the way, he had a device with a tube design rather than a cage. If you're interested to know more I can put you in touch. Lol.
I'm pleased. However you need to remember the fact that I didn't recommend it. Please keep that thought a the forefront of your mind as you engage in it.
I don't know about other countries, but most every shoe store in America has little "stockings" for trying on the shoes. They work perfect for the stocking method of putting on a device, and they are FREE. I actually like them better that cutting down a pair of stockings or nylons.
Do not, I repeat DO NOT try the Hoover method!! Ask almost any ER nurse about guys who got their willie stuck in the vacuum pipe. It's happened more often than you might think. You could get seriously injured. If you're nervous about mother and sisters reaction to the theft of a stocking, think about calling them from the emergency room beacause you have to have your winkie surgically removed from the vacuum cleaner. While I like humiliation, that's another level that I surely do not wish to go.
No, no, you just pop the vacuum pipe on the end of the device. Don't put your winkie or any other body parts in it.
@mikeybound Poor soul. If you're that hard up, send me your address and I will send you an old laddered pair of jemima's. She ladders tights by the dozen.
In my experience, a *small* drop and I do mean small as to prevent pullout of water based lube works the best, and will evaporate on it's own after a while..
Wait until they throw out a laddered pair and then you are being part of the recycling revolution and no need to feel creepy - i woudl think they would last for years in a rubbish tip - so you are doing your bit to save the world They sell popsocks in 5 pairs at a time - throw a pack in with the groceries and no one will notice ( I suspect that may be the real problem?) and they will probably last longer that the CB itself! Seriously - it is the simplest, quickest and best method - which I was shown by an earlier poster here some years ago. Ignore the use of any other item or product I do hope this is not a potential business opportunity you are pushing poor @jemima into. There again it might help to fund replacements LOL
I'll second the vote for wet wipes. I always use these. Inbuilt lubrication and friendly to the skin.