How do we measure up?

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So looking at the above diagram how do we fare? And ladies do you agree with the results?

Also are we measuring the length from the top or the bottom of the shaft? As this would mean the difference between 'enjoyable' and 'not satisfying' for me!​

 

Well then I am in the 'not satisfying' bracket then

 

@the odd tease this is a good question! And one I do not know the answer too. I did not draw up this table nor I am not aware how correct it is. I suspect the data might be exaggerated but maybe not. Could any of the ladies on this site please help us out? Do you agree or disagree with the results?

 

So we are all singing from the same song sheet...........!

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Right, the odd tease after a little bit of research my observations are as such; yes I do believe that the above chart known as 'The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart' is likely as you said from devised from "the POV or a man fantasising about the POV of a woman" rather than from the POV of a woman.

From my Googling I can draw the conclusion that the x-axis is quite correct with the ideal length for the majority of women seeming to be between 7 and 7 1/2 inches (but of course this varies woman to woman). The ideal girth tends to be less but again this also varies, the main reason being vaginas vary as much as penis' do!

I found this chart which I think is probably a fair representation:

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Something that I stumbled across during my research was this page on Chaste Bob's tumbler http://chastebob.tumblr.com/tagged/female-council On it is various writings from something he calls the 'Female Council On Male Sexual Guidelines and Management' I'd like to paraphrase the part about the recommend annual orgasms for chaste males:

Penis size plays an important role in likelihood of procreation and female sexual pleasure. In general, if a man’s penis is less than 7 inches, his orgasm frequency should be further limited.

Overall orgasm frequency: many women have developed their own “charts” indicating how an orgasm frequency relates to a particular penis size. The council recommends that men be given no more than 14 fully pleasurable orgasms per year (more than 14 have been proven detrimental).

Ideally, men should be allowed nine (9) or fewer orgasms (referred to as “single digit frequency”) per year. Many women subscribe to the “single digit” philosophy, and impose graduated frequency reductions for each inch/half inch below the ideal size of seven inches.

A sample chart is included from a woman who limits her men to a maximum of 9 orgasms per year (single digit rule). The length and girth are read on the sides and top of the table and the box at the intersection shows the number of orgasms deducted.

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Any value outside the box is assumed to be -9, meaning no orgasms allowed at all.

What I find interesting about this chart as apposed to The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart is that the girth is a lot lower. If we was to take the ideal size here 7" long, 4.75" girth and apply it to the original chart it would give us a D class penis.

I think the only true conclusion we can draw is 'it's horse for courses' every penis and every pussy is different. Some are a perfect match others not so much. Try to find one that is!

 

Just in case we all started feeling too good about our penis sizes, here are '85 penis facts'......

If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.
Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.
The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
Women care about the size of flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.
Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.
What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...
forty percent stay with a man for his money...
forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!
...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
Women find small penises frustrating.
Women find small penises annoying.
Women find small penises boring.
Women find small penises embarrassing.
Women look for bulge when meeting men.
Women look up to men with big penises.
Women find big penises impressive.
Women consider men with big penises more masculine.
Men with big penises are more self secure.
Women prefer men who are self secure.
Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.
Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.
Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.
Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.
Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.
Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
Most women are sexually very active with different partners b/w age of 17 and 21.
Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.
Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.
Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has big penis.
If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.
If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.
Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.
If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
Most vaginas prefer thick penises.
Most penises prefer tight vaginas.
If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.
Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.
Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.
Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
Men with small penises masturbate more often.
Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

Not sure how scientific this list is but it sure put me back in my place!