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    #1 longtallsally, Dec 19, 2023
    Hi all,

    I've left the Christmas card a bit late but I wanted to give MyPete one with a saucy caption on it. There was one I saw on this site somewhere (I think I even 'liked' it) that said something like "Learn a man's sexual [weaknesses? responses?] and then [exploit? take full advantage of?] them." Inside, I intend to put "Here's to another year of discoveries", or something like that. I can easily do the card and caption but there was something about the wording from the original post that I remember really liking. I'd be very grateful if anyone happens to be able to point me at it!

    Love and festive greetings to all. Sal
     
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    #2 longtallsally, Dec 19, 2023
    Maybe it was "learn his sexual vulnerabilities and exploit them". Perhaps I'll go with that... :) Sal
     
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    #3 Deleted member 90943, Dec 19, 2023
    I can't recall where I saw this from but I'm pretty sure I saw a caption that read "Santa is coming soon, you're not"

    Just a thought
     
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    #4 Tom Allen, Dec 19, 2023
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    #5 Lazlo Toth, Dec 19, 2023
    “Santa only cums once a year”?
     
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    #6 longtallsally, Dec 19, 2023
    The Santa jokes are great, and certainly appropriate to the season, but... The caption I was looking for was definitely about learning all a man's sensitivities and vulnerabilities and exploiting them... <evil grin> but the wording was better than that. Oh well, I expect I'll be able to make something up! Sal
     
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    #7 maid julie, Dec 20, 2023
    We have no doubt that you will come up with something great
     
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    #8 handsolo, Dec 20, 2023
    Let him know you will be wrapping up your present Christmas Eve, but you probably won't open it until well after Christmas.
     
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    #9 MtnViper, Dec 20, 2023
    I don't recall anything like that, but perhaps:

    Thank You For Sharing Your Deepest Desires...

    They Will Be Used To Fulfill My Desires, Not Necessarily While Fulfilling Yours!

    Perhaps it can be shortened to:

    Thank You For Sharing Your Deepest Desires...

    They Will Be Used To Fulfill My Desires!
     
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    #10 MtnViper, Dec 20, 2023
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    Or option three:

    Thank You For Sharing Your Deepest Desires...

    They Will Be Used To Fulfill My Desires, Not Yours!

    Free Photos Here:

    https://www.pexels.com/search/woman christmas tree/
     
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    #11 longtallsally, Dec 20, 2023
    That's excellent! I am literally laughing out loud!! I might have to send him two cards... Sal
     
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    #12 longtallsally, Dec 20, 2023
    I found it!!!

    This was the caption that inspired me. On reflection, I think your ideas here about Santa are better. I could make him a Christmas cracker, and inside, the inevitable terrible joke:
    Q: What's the difference between Santa and MyPete?
    A: Only one of them will be coming for Christmas

    Hohoho!

    But on reflection, I prefer the idea above from @handsolo above, which is actually still making me laugh and just the right feel to it.
    "I will be wrapping up your present on Christmas Eve, but you probably won't get to open it until well after Christmas."

    Thank you!!!

    Sal
     
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    #13 Rally13, Dec 20, 2023
    I tried searching for the "exploitation" meme earlier today without success. but, as I was searching, I got thinking about you and your Pete's journey and wondered if this meme might be more appropriate for him: Best vanilla captions ever

    "I'm sorry babe, but I'm only going to be unwrapping big packages this year. Your little package is staying locked."

    Courtesy of @Tom Allen , of course
     
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    #14 longtallsally, Dec 20, 2023
    Thank you for the suggestion! I like the Christmas packages theme but I tend to stay clear of too much emphasis on size because even though he's perfectly normal in that department, he's very sensitive about it (as is every man I've ever met) and I haven't wanted this to be a 'Thing'. Having said that, I have occasionally left Big Bear (a monstrous plaything) on the bedside table and he has twice hinted that he'd like me to say those kind of things. Tricky... Sal
     
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    #15 Rally13, Dec 20, 2023
    oh gosh, absolutely! I was hoping to come across as entirely supportive (I've been following your journey for a v long time, and remember you mentioning the size trickiness)
     
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    #16 Tom Allen, Dec 20, 2023
    This is definitely a tricky situation. You're correct in that most men get a bit weird about their size. However, if your husband has hinted that he might enjoy some gentle teasing, you may consider some play that, instead of downplaying *his* size, emphasizes the largeness of your Big Bear. That keeps the focus off of his own size, and lets him think about your own enjoyment.
     
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    #17 longtallsally, Dec 20, 2023
    Oh that's clever!! Thank you!! Sal
     
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    #18 longtallsally, Dec 20, 2023
    Fret not! I took it the way it was intended and am honestly grateful (with a smile and laughter) to you for suggesting it! Sal
     
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    #19 littleguy3, Dec 21, 2023
    How about: " I finished wrapping all my Christmas presents today. But yours has been under wraps for awhile now. If you're a good boy, I'll unlock it Christmas morning and play with it a little! Isn't it great that the best presents come (or "cum") in little packages?!?!"
     
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    #20 madams-sissysub, Dec 21, 2023
    My Madam made me a card that says santas coming soon! And I’m side it’s says but your not! I put it on the bedroom dresser every year.
     
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    #21 slocuckrob, Dec 21, 2023
    Dear Sall,

    I've been following your journey of purity with interest, and I must say, you're doing exceptionally well. Where there is enough communication, all paths are open. Regarding your wishes, I jokingly summarized them and asked ChatGPT, which provided the greeting below. I hope it's not too long and that you'll like it. Just courageously continue on your path.



    Dear Pete,

    In these festive days, we wish to express gratitude for all that we have learned and experienced throughout the year. May this year's New Year's greeting be dedicated to special attention to the sensitivities and vulnerabilities of men.

    Holidays are a time when we connect with loved ones and strengthen our bonds. May warmth, love, and understanding guide our path. In this spirit, we want to pay special attention to all the men who are part of our lives.

    Every man carries within himself his dreams, concerns, joys, and challenges. Let us learn to appreciate every emotion, every experience they share with us. Strength lies in vulnerability, and charm in sensitivity.

    May the holiday season be an opportunity for a deeper understanding of one another, for loving acceptance, and for co-creating a space where we can express ourselves without fear. May the new year be full of exploration of the human heart and the discovery of all the shades of men's emotions.

    With love,

    Sal
     
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    #22 slocuckrob, Dec 21, 2023
    In a slightly shortened version

    Dear Pete,

    During the festive days, we express gratitude for this year's lessons and experiences. We pay special attention to the sensitivities and vulnerabilities of men.

    Holidays connect us with loved ones, strengthen bonds, and embrace warmth, love, and understanding. We extend our attention to all the men in our lives.

    Each man carries his dreams, concerns, joys, and challenges. We learn to appreciate every emotion and experience they share with us. Strength lies in vulnerability, and there's charm in sensitivity.

    The holiday season is an opportunity for deeper understanding, loving acceptance, and co-creating a space where we express ourselves without fear. May the new year bring exploration of the human heart and an understanding of the nuances of men's emotions.

    With love,

    Sal
     
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    #25 Servus, Dec 21, 2023
    Hmmm maybe i will put an additional candle next to our tree.
    - Red purpur glowing. -
    If you behave of coure.
     
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