Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm,she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries,she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile,she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shi_!
Mother's Day Me Mudder When me Prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me ass til it was red? Me Mudder! Who took me from me cozy cot, And put me on the Ice Cold Pot, And made me pee when me could not? Me Mudder! And when morning light had come, And in me bed me dribbled some, Who wiped me tiny widdle bum? Me Mudder! Who would me hair so gently part, And hugged me tightly to her heart, And sometimes squeezed me till me fart? Me Mudder! Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And Gosh Darn nearly threw a Fit, When in me Sunday pants me Shit? Me Mudder! from Gunsmith Kinks ll Bob Brownell Thank You Mistress Watchful & Everyone who gave all of us The Mansion Happy Mother's Day!