Hello all, self locker here and wife is out of town. I think I may have just created the hardest self locking puzzle. I just put my keys between two spring loaded drywall anchors on a bolt inside a whiskey bottle full of water that I’m currently freezing. Of course the spring loaded anchors are threaded opposite so once it’s thawed it may still be impossible to get out without breaking the bottle. Wife comes home on Monday. Wish me luck!
So you want to luck to last to Monday, or in getting keys out of bottle before she comes home? Good luck with either one.
I got the keys out.... but I got to have multiple prostate orgasms waiting for it to thaw. Eventually got the keys and had a huge prostate/normal orgasm after I unlocked.