My keyholder, S_ is a straight, married woman, and I'm 'dating' a lesbian. Well, not really dating, but last night I took a lass that I've known for years out to dinner. I was hungry and enjoy female companionship with my meals, it doesn't matter if nothing ever comes of it. Totally spur of the moment, we were sitting at the bar, and and I made some crack about throwing her over my shoulder and taking her to dinner, she decided to walk to my truck. When we got back, I told her she had a new position. Whenever I wanted to take a woman to dinner and not get anything out of it, she's the one. She doesn't know how perfect for me that is. I get to enjoy the company of head turning woman, make at least a few people jealous, enjoy a meal, and all with out having to worry about sparks and having to explain my situation. On a little less strange note. S_ tells me that she has a surprise for me on Wednesday. That will be the 4 week anniversary of me giving her the keys. Knowing her, a surprise doesn't mean I'm getting them back. She could just as easily bring me a cigar and tell me that the surprise is that I'm not getting out for another month. She is a evil bitch(she calls her self that, and allows me to do so, so don't get upset by what seems to be disrespect), and I love that about her.