IB-Chaste’s actually quite frequent questions. Q6:

At the end of Locktober you’re offered a Handjob… should you wait and remain locked until the end of Denial December you will be offered full sexual intercourse.

For the sake of arguments, should you receive the Handjob you will transmit a deadly neurotoxin into your KHs body that will take affect should a penis make contact with their mouth or any bodily cavities. The cure will not be available until Christmas. You have to pre-order. It takes at least two full weeks to recover once taking the medication.

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I have done some further extensive research. It actually transpires that the neurotoxin was accidentally added to all the keys to all the chastity cages in existence. It laid dormant until roughly September or October this year. By touching the key it is already present in your KHs body. Damn it.
Looks like we can’t just can’t find a loophole and have sex until next year in this completely absurd, but true version of chastity events…

 

Why wouldn’t you just shout to the two guys to move? I can only assume it’s because there’s a deadly neurotoxin present in the air that becomes active from high decibel levels… but your voice only, it doesn’t react to train sounds…

 

I know. I have at times been called facetious, but I didn’t take it seriously.