Part 1.... A teaser.... Ring Ring... "Hello" "Hello Sir. I am phoning from Joro Debt Consolidation Facilitators to inform that as a result of your credit cards being on their max, your current account being overdrawn and your mortgage in arrears, your bank has now sold your debts to us. They will be consolidated into a single debt of £70,000. We have 2 choices of plan. Interest only at 20% pa i.e. £14000 on your current debt or a lower interest of 10% i.e. £7000pa plus chastity. The chastity device only to be released on repayment of the full debt. We will provide a consultant to your address within the next 20 minutes to fit the chastity device. You must be aware that the interest charges will start after the termination of this call, so can you please make your decision now, Sir." "You don't give me much choice do you? the lower rate please" "Sorry you feel that way Sir. Thank you very much sir. Our chastity consultant will be calling at your door in the next 20 minutes. Please follow their instructions to the letter sir. Thank-you and have a good day."
Of course she will. And it's obvious from the OP I think. Scenario is he's no real choice and she'll be closing him down sexually till paid off (which he can't do) and nothing he can do about it. Nice one @richard BTW richard you were also a great Mod when we were there together. Diolch yn fawr.
Best wishes. I have been having quite a few issues too, partly also job related. Best wishes with your new one. Pob hwyl.