A Christmas gift idea. Required reading for the committed onanist.

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  1. SubVerity
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    SubVerity Still the mansion's fairy godmother. ;)

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    #1 SubVerity, Dec 3, 2016
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    #2 Jasmic68, Dec 3, 2016
    Kellogg had funny ideas about masturbation too.
     
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    Thatgirl Owner and Wife of Thatguyontheinternet.
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    #3 Thatgirl, Dec 4, 2016
    Take the time to read the reviews! Hilarious!
     
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    #4 Mistress B, Dec 4, 2016
    So did Baden-Powell if I remember correctly :) and most Victorians.
     
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    Nicoftime The suspense is terrible...I hope it lasts

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    #5 Nicoftime, Dec 4, 2016
    I still find it funny that:

    The crazy, bitchy, and easily annoyed condition of women was called hysteria, and the only cure was a vibrating "instrument" inserted into the vagina.

    No such condition existed for males...apparently we all knew we fixed the problem on a daily basis.
     
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    #6 sissyjamieanne, Dec 4, 2016
    Well...I'm not sure if the warning about "going blind" was true...but I do wear glasses!
     
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    #7 sissyjamieanne, Dec 4, 2016
    Oh! The reviews are indeed hilarious! I loved them!
     
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    SubVerity Still the mansion's fairy godmother. ;)

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    #8 SubVerity, Dec 4, 2016
    You remember Baden Powell? Crikey you look good for your age! :)
     
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    Lockedwithlove I am my Queen's toy

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    #9 Lockedwithlove, Dec 4, 2016
    Hahahaha!
     
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    #10 seasoned, Dec 4, 2016
    At my boys-only boarding school,a teacher told us that masturbation was selfish;so we took it to mean that we should do it to each other:D
     
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    #11 Mistress B, Dec 4, 2016
    I also know of the fall of the Roman Empire @SubVerity but that doesn't make me 1750 years old. If there's one statement that angers me its
    "Oh, that's before my time". History is such an important part of our lives.
     
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    sillymaid <--- that's me....

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    #12 sillymaid, Dec 4, 2016
    and on my Amazon...what other folk went on to buy....lol...so funny

    HOPDAY Handheld Powerful UV Blacklight 390-410nM 12 LED Ultraviolet Flashlight Pet Dog and Cat Urine Stains Detector Bugs Pests Scorpions Spotter with AAA Batteries and Mini keychain Flashlight
     
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    McSlavey Switchy Chastity Engineer

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    #13 McSlavey, Dec 5, 2016
    Hahaha thanks for the gift idea! great!
     
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    #14 Cecilia B, Dec 10, 2016
    Diseases caused by masturbation?

    Magistra Cecilia irata
    Verpa obfirmata
    Puer vapulans
    Puer lacrimans
    Culus rubens

    I had to ask bf how to write and spell these. He speaks a couple of languages, including Latin.
     
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    Joroincharge Lock em up - 24/7/365!!

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    #15 Joroincharge, Dec 11, 2016
    Bene!
     
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