Birthday was a wash, sick of being lied to. Laziness more important apparently.
Licked Her to a screaming O washed Her with a warm cloth & dried Her, & covered Her back up while she drifts back off to sleep.
Just gave my Wife breakfast in bed followed by NSA head, Her guiding my tongue with the shock remote.
Been in the shock cage since friday, surprising how easily you can get used to having 2 metal prongs jammed into your nuts 24 hours a day.
So the shock in the cage head is painful, tear inducing, knee bucklingly so. I may keep this one to myself
Been locked in the remote shock cage since Friday morning, now I'm tethered within 3 feet of outlet while it recharges.
I'm a little worried how readily the Wife has taken to having this remote control.