My wife / KH sends me texts of all my jobs and chores that I need to do at the weekend whilst she is out shopping or at the gym. The list is...
I agree with the comment above you are living the dream. Just appreciate how lucky you are. I note this was posted 3 years ago, can we have an update?
I think that sounds quite reasonable. My KH / Wife has forbidden me from groping her and cuddling up in bed because she says I am disturbing her...