Joined after lurking for years so that I can express support for those (you know who you are) who have been snarked by the hostiles (and you, too, know who you are). Just one suggestion on linguistics: chastise means to inflict pain, not to put into chastity. I suggest the verb chastify (which didn't exist until now) to mean to place into chastity and thereby inflict the pleasure that so many of us need. Love and sympathy to the many brilliantly creative contributors to these boards.
Thank you for your kind offer... maybe one day. To keep you amused I've attached a picture of the custom CB I have. As you can see, it requires a PA and uses allen screws with pins in their keyways. The only allen key with a hole for the pin goes in a lock box... for the moment I'm using a web site to hold a photo of the four digit combination.
It is fun to hear about the different ways people have customized their devices as well as they key witholding methods.